hi gongeous

fun fact: you don't need to be dead to haunt someone. you can literally go round to their house and do all the stuff a ghost would do right now

man half of my mutuals are named some shit like Snooble at this point im doing some poob as bullshit in my life

a trap song with the rapper growing increasingly concerned about all the gun sound effects in the music 

when I heard my job involved "coil binding" I was naturally intrigued but it turns out I just make shitty books for people

showing up to my first day at the shipping company in my I HEART BEING CONSTRICTED BY SNAKE GIRLS t-shirt and putting a gun in my mouth when i learn what coil binding means

when I heard my job involved "coil binding" I was naturally intrigued but it turns out I just make shitty books for people

showing up to my first day at the shipping company in my I HEART BEING CONSTRICTED BY SNAKE GIRLS t-shirt and putting a gun in my mouth when i learn what coil binding means

i’m so thirsty… won’t you use /water to water me?

/water

The first step to questioning your gender is being marked at mature on Tumblr.

I think it would be really wonderful if seagulls were constructed more like bottles with a mystery inside. What I'm imagining is that were you to catch one, you could then unscrew its face and there would be a glowing gem nestled in some sort of socket. The Core of the Gull so to speak. Then you could swap that around with other seagulls, and after screwing the faces back on they would fly off as if nothing happened. Hm... Is this too esoteric, or do some of you see what I am getting at?