hi gongeous

our idiotic ancestors used to believe stuff that's not true but luckily we've now figured out all the true things to believe in

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

My mans unlocked a higher level of synesthesia

Sam Handwich.

people foolishly dismiss desserts and treats as having no nutritional value when they actually are necessary for refilling your sanity stat. to prove my point please observe the emotional stability of the next person you meet who doesnt let themselves ever eat any form of dessert

Thank you for posting without the fucking destiel meme

ive got a job as tumbr junk isnpector send me wat you have

i will never experience this beuty

Im trying to be a new me i did lots of horible things back then i was blackout in the pic u attached its one of mylowest monents i was a peice of shit and it hurts so bad to think about but now i got a new man in my life to set me steaight and His name is God 🙏 amwn

Step back everyone. This post requires the delicate touch of an annoying gimmick blog