hi gongeous

Statement of Y/N, regarding their time in servitude to the entity formerly known as One Direction. Statement begins.

They Throw These at me Because I am so Beautiful and a Star.

rebecca black was right. It’s Friday

post-post clarity when you're looking at your post on the dash like who gives a fuck. delete

we've sent 2,500 senior dogs to a six week Javascript bootcamp using the funds we raised from our ransomware operation. and that's just the beginning. starting next month every fruit will be different

"here's my original character, Man Who Sucks But Loves His Daughter Very Much" and it's a guy who worships at the altar of patriarchal violence and the woman he uses as an excuse and an effigy to absolve him

well i think his daughter should tell him to kill himself