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EVERYONE STOP TELLING ME HOW OLD YOU WERE IN 2008 I DONT WANNA HEAR THAT SHIT

SOME OF YOU SHOULD BE AT THE OPRHANGE

preschool. I meant preschool.

hey can you come over and surgically remove this heavy, aching rot from my heart? we can watch a movie afterwards

um. cut him in half

hot dog or hamburger style, boss

I know people make much of Dick calling Jaybin "Little Wing" that first time but we have to acknowledge the absolute funny truth to it. Dick was still pissed off at Bruce, Jason didn't tell him his name and Dick was for sure not calling Jason "Robin" so in his head, he must have ran through each of these points and also went, "fuck you Bruce. If you can pick up a random kid to be your sidekick, I can do it too. This is Little Nightwing."

the rise of conservatism and gen z puritanism while still simultaneously trying to be hip and woke is so annoying because you have these people saying "match my freak" and then they get mad at ageplay and petplay and cnc and somno and anything raunchier than a pair of fuzzy handcuffs. you're not a "freak" if you think having a fetish is synonymous with being evil

i feel like the youth should be reminded that the point of shipping is not for a ship to become canon. the point of shipping is to collect all the canon crumbs like starved mice, run away cackling and make some fun little scenarios with them just for the hell of it.

The best part of getting older is aging out of the demographic that gets killed in horror movies. I am now the age of the kooky local at the gas station who warns the band of college kids not to go to Camp Murderblood

Yami Bakura: Have I ever put you in an unsafe situation? Ryou: All the time. Yami Bakura: Then you should be used to it.

Man's about to turn you into the scene of a happy little accident.

all i do anymore is display symptoms

My ringing just went away for the first time in years. What is this blissful quiet.

wait wait i gotta try this, i don’t think i’ve had Actual Silence since i was like 5

HOW THE FUCK

Reblogging to save a life, and also because, even if you don’t have tinnitus, this is totally worth trying if you like new sensory experiences.  

The fucking that old man website when someone actually fucks that old man

Tumblr is stuffed to the brim with 18-25 year olds who talk endlessly about being a hole for old men and have a heart attack the second a consenting adult is in a relationship with an old man