Gay and violent

Nibiru was a real planet and everyone on it was a gay fag. The (predominantly Christian) Martians blew it apart with nuclear weapons. This is how Earth gained its moon and why the oceans experience tidal changes.

Nature is so beautiful

horses cant scratch themselves but humans cant go fast. we support this legandary partnership

agnostic horse: we just dont know where scratch posts come from

Why does the horse possess 22 comically large screws

Why does it matter that this goody has two shoes. What is an appropriate amount of shoes to have in this scenario.

What else can you teach me.

Why does it matter that this goody has two shoes. What is an appropriate amount of shoes to have in this scenario.

Is the implication that a rebellious person would have an odd number of shoes. Is being barefoot morally neutral here. Someone please tell me the rules.

the weather literally just says "smoke".

if I must

yeah the doctor said they found the source of my guilt and quiet agony deep within my core. Yeah turns out there really is something physically and fundamentally wrong with me that I've been carrying my entire life. No they said they're not gonna remove it. Said its an "elective surgery" so insurance won't cover it. Anyway how are you

guy about to invent improv classes: man I wish these summer camp songs were a subscription service that groped you

Incomprehensible tbh

Read the words to understand the idea they convey

I lack the context to understand the link between improv classes and summer camp songs

Call and response shit that generally encourages you to add your own twist when it's your turn. Baby's first improv lesson.