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forestgirl19

My literally reaction was “omg look at her she’s so prettyyy”

unamccormack

WANTED by the ORDER on MULTIPLE counts

#star trek #ds9

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smbc-comics

This is also why Daisy Duck has more linguistic capacity than Donald.

Check out the bonus panel on the site.

Upcoming book signings this summer.

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SMBC ◆ PATREON ◆ INSTAGRAM ◆ BLUESKY ◆ STORE

Buy this comic as a print.

unganseylike

oh yikes unfollowing….was a big fan of his anglo-saxon poetry textbook, had no idea he murdered that guy’s dad with a tire iron…

#goddammit I laughed #the raven cycle

stoldengods

Educate yourself people. Read classics. It's 2025. At this point everyone should've read the raven cycle

#the raven cycle

pangur-and-grim

I hope my spider fucking book will hold universal appeal

pangur-and-grim

pallythesimp

interested in the idea that whatever spiders Georg has going on with his diet is somehow sexual

#'the exact nature of their relationship is still revealing itself' 'i'm going to go ahead and assume sexual'

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frightfullytreeish

I get all my football commentary from the mildly unhinged live reportage of The Guardian

#what does this even m e a n

yesornopolls

do you have any friends that are 4x your age or more?

Do you have any friends that are 4x your age or more?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 5 days 21 hours

#nah the folks 4x my age are all too busy drinking blood at the club and rattling chains in your basement

tetitasdelimon

top 5 horror movies

-having a job

-not having a job

-applying for jobs

-the job market

-the concept of working my whole life

loveridden1999

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

wintercorrybriea2

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mumblesplash

actually while i’m here: jonathan “gotta compromise the structural integrity of my skeleton before i jump into the Crush You To Death Dimension” sims is fucking COASTING on the quality of his voice. this man impulse-murdered a coffee table with an axe because he was pissed at the eldritch being imprisoned within it and was SURPRISED when destroying the horror prison released the horrors. by season 2 he is accusing his coworkers of murder for being nice to him and is literally on a first name basis with the autonomous physical manifestation of losing your mind. he makes the most absurd possible choice at every turn and somehow STILL manages to come across as straitlaced and reasonable because he talks like if a bbc documentary voiceover was disappointed in you personally

#young man you hand over that accent right this instant you can’t be trusted with it #<- prev #helpppppp that's so funny #the magnus archives

yesornopolls

is there a regional dish specific to the region you live in or grew up in that you particularly like?

Is there a regional dish specific to the region you live in or grew up in that you particularly like?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 5 days 8 hours

#california burrito my beloved

caesarsaladinn

if you're ever wondering what popular media is getting wrong about basically any premodern society, the answer is that there are never enough lawsuits

caesarsaladinn

there's a common idea that in the olden days all disputes were resolved through violence, but even in settings where that was true, people would still sue each other about it.

systlin

Like 80% of Icelandic sagas involve lawsuits. Sometimes against ghosts.

This worked to get rid of the ghosts, incidentally.

boltlightning

I DONT CARE HOW MANY BEDS THERE WERE. WHAT IS YOUR BOOK ABOUT

trekkiesagainstchastity

(tearfully) w- working at the mattress store

boltlightning

i'm so fucking sorry. can you ever forgive me

#goddammit i laughed

stranglerfigpudding

i don't care about monday's goals, tuesday wednesday dig some holes, thursday clean my mandibles, it's friday i'm a bug

#(mo tag)

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viohra

The Angel of Death

FISTS YOU

And then you Die

viohra

Context: my teacher translated the verb “to grasp with one’s hand” as “to fist” since that’s kinda what it literally means, but you can’t translate it like that into English because “to fist” means something ENTIRELY different, but she doesn’t know that.

So she was explaining how they use the verb to describe the angel of death taking your soul — he rips your soul out of you with his fist. Now that’s pretty damn metal, but she said word for word “the angel of death fists you, and then you die” which is the single most terrifying and powerful sentence to ever grace my ears

cassidyrld

Op i appreciate the context but i was going to rb anyway no questions asked

#extremely amused that in activity this post is summarized not as 'angel of death' but as 'FISTS YOU'

red-velvet-0w0-deactivated20250

two women. and they kiss. think about it

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