Toast the Unknowing

we're getting closer to 2030 and what are we supposed to do then. that's not a number for a year to be

i miss everyone

Books are so cool because there are no fucking ads in them

btw got up to mag 154 with my girlfriend today and got to watch her go through the five stages of grief in real time. and then develop real visceral bloodlust over mag 155.

I think my position is that the "let's gouge out our eyes and make out" scene imploded because jon was just a little too shy and said "I came to you because I trust you" instead of "I came to you because I'm in love with you," and had he said that martin would have a) burst into tears immediately b) dried his eyes manfully and promptly removed them with a nearby sharpened pencil two (2) minutes later

There’s an emotion only unlocked when you live in a house with multiple stories. I call it “the stair emotion” and it’s when you realize the object you need is on the other side of yet another trip up and down those goddamn stairs. It’s the closest I get to transcending the desire for material goods. Maybe I don’t need that notebook. Maybe I don’t need anything.

of course, the best part of any character's corruption arc is their cool new outfit

and, look, I’m not complaining, not at all, but this is why it’s very important to be abundantly clear and specific with your Etsy witch.