Toast the Unknowing

You have to separate the art from the Garfunkel

“denied the catharsis of punishment” is an underappreciated but hugely effective narrative consequence imo 

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

This rapid slide from attempted machismo to sweet tender feelings is what happened to the show, too.

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

this strategically placed landmine will allow me to easily dominate the dance dance revolution competition

maybe if we keep speculating about mitch mcconnell more different repub senators will drop dead

close your eyes and imagine freshly roasted root vegetables perfectly seasoned and crispy as far as the eye can see

Sam trying to get Frodo to take one more step

Sam psychologically tormenting Gollum

oh sick someone paved this whole road with good intentions. i wonder where it leads