Toast the Unknowing

Dr. Wife: "what's that one actress in that movie you like? Joan Fontaine in Baby Got Back?" me: "you mean Joan Crawford in Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?????"

you put a dog on a diet and he'll start begging for plain ass vinegar like he's christ on the cross

yeah sure whatever

what they don't tell you about writing is that you're gonna spend way more time moving those guys across a room than you ever thought you would

the natural lifespan of a fandom is unlimited. when well tended a fandom can be functionally immortal. and yet everywhere you look you see newly bred fandoms withering and dying when they’re barely a year old. barely even six months old. fans are looking at their six month old fandoms and saying i think it’s on its last legs, should i euthanise it? when with the proper care that fandom could outlive them for decades. it’s sad. sad state of affairs we’re in.

@drsinbin