Toast the Unknowing

an unsung favorite of mine

(original image from this Tumblr post)

I translated the Ea-Nasir complaint into vulcan and engraved it in on a cooper plate

A lot covered in one book….

what kind of things have you seen

I had a dream about Columbo at a drag show. This is what came from it.

Now, you could tell the ladies were real upset that Miss Buff Curtains had been killed - and they insisted that as she was in her outfit when she died, we had to use that name. And the whole investigation was built on the fact she was in her outfit when she was killed. But there was one thing that bothered me. See, Mrs. Columbo has used the same lipstick for years - Crimson Delight. Every 3 or 4 years, it runs out, and I run out to get more for her. It's a bit expensive, but it keeps her happy. And I figure it's the same with these ladies, always using the exact same shade each night. I see in that photo you have of the two of you that Miss Buff Curtains prefers a lovely pink shade - Magenta Mystery was what we found in her dressing room. But whaddya know, Miss Buff Curtains was wearing Crimson Delight when she died. The same shade you're wearing right now, Miss Freida Passage. So, I wonder - if she was already in her outfit when she was killed, how did she end up with your expensive lipstick on her?

One million pounds to the writer of this caption in the Guardian please

me, weeping openly: potato

DEFECTOR HAS TAKEN UP THE MANTLE