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side note, teaching myself to pronounce that last one felt like learning a new fucking language
hey so uh next year will be a decade of dobonhonkeros. how about that shit huh.
Happy ten year anniversary of this post.
OKAY CAN SOMEBODY EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THE FUCK YOU SHIP A PACKAGE OF COOKIES TO A FRIEND WHO LIVES IN NEW JERSEY, ONLY TO HAVE IT NOT GET THERE ON TIME BECAUSE IT SOMEHOW ENDED UP IN GUAM?
I JUST
GUAM?
IM CRYING REAL TEARS MAH DUDES THE COOKIES ARE IN GUAM
KATIE TRIED TO SEND US COOKIES OUTTA THE GOODNESS OF HER HEART AND JUST
“OHHHH THESE COOKIES WERE SUPPOSED TO GO TO NEW JERSEY, PHIL? I THOUGHT YOU SAID
12/27, 8:37PM CT
ITS STILL IN FUCKING GUAM
12/28, 12:18PM CT
THE COOKIES ARE IN HONOLULU GUYS THEY ***FINALLY LEFT GUAM***
12/28, 10:22PM CT
THE COOKIES ARE FINALLY ON THEIR WAY TO NEW JERSEY
GO COOKIES GO
@phantomrose96 @cupcakecreeper @homebeccer GET READY
lol i was looking through my history to find the tracking number page and
12/30, 12:39AM CT
@phantomrose96 @homebeccer @cupcakecreeper
holy fuCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS
THE COOKIES ARE ALMOST THERE
The saga of Katie’s Guam cookies is my Anime of the Season
THEY’VE ARRIIIIIIIIIIVVEEDDDDD THEY’RE ON THE FRONT DOORSTEP
COOKIES ACQUIRED
THE THRILLING CONCLUSION
also as a bonus visual here’s a rough approximation of these cookies’ journey
how the FUCK did this blow up and get so many notes
SO FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES, @homebeccer @phantomrose96 @cupcakecreeper AND I WANTED TO KNOW HOW MUCH IT WOULD ACTUALLY COST THE U.S. GOVERNMENT TO INTENTIONALLY SEND THESE COOKIES FROM TEXAS TO GUAM TO NEW JERSEY AND???????????????
AND
IT’S
IT’S
IT’S NOT AN OPTION IT’S NOT AN OPTION I CAN’T I-
I COULDN’T EVEN HAVE SENT THESE COOKIES TO GUAM EVEN IF I’D HAVE TRIED
Cant believe we uncovered the Guam Cookie glitch folks
Its not even an in-game feature
Oh my god it’s back
H O W
I’ve had this sort of thing happen.
At least it explained why the package took so long to get here.
I appreciate that they have an Entire Stamp for “Missent to Nepal”
No one said “hey let’s stop missending things to Nepal” they just said “let’s make a stamp for this” and called it a day.
I’m gonna get Missent to Guam tattooed on my arm in commemoration.
@hellsite-hall-of-fame
Get Moist von Lipwig in charge of the US postal service ASAP
Ok I know this is super old now but I work at a post office and I was curious about the price so I did some digging and I still don’t have a definite answer because THE REASON it says “no shipping services available” is because all shipping services were actually suspended to Guam at the time. As in no packages, parcels, letters, or mail of any kind could be sent to Guam. So not only is it mind boggling that it got sent so far in the wrong direction of its intended destination, but because nothing should have been able to get in to Guam period.
You QUITE LITERALLY could not have sent these cookies to Guam if you tried.

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AO3 SCAM
There's been a number of people reporting over on the AO3 subreddit that they're getting messages like this posted in the comments shortly after posting new fics.
The AO3 team are NEVER going to try and contact you about TOS violations via the comment section (or about anything else for that matter)
Don't click any links. Report the accounts involved (which might claim to be things like "LucySupport"), delete the message and move on.
✨Signal boost if you can!✨
We all know that once word gets around the scammers will start looking for new ways to trick you. AO3 is a great spot because it's 1) full of casual users who 2) probably reuse their logins and 3) have a high risk of being embarrassed if it gets out which site they were tricked on, meaning they're less likely to report, which makes the scam go on for longer.
Here's a non-comprehensive overview of some of the red flags in this particular scam, so you can hopefully spot them next time and be a little safer.
Uncommon method of contact.
As already started: AO3 volunteers will never formally contact you through the comments. They already know your email address.
Uncommon reason for contact.
You posted a fic. That's what AO3 literally does, with very few restraints, and absolutely no automation. Other websites (Youtube, TikTok, etc) might ding you because you sneezed and it sounded a little too much like a banned word, but AO3 doesn't do that. If an AO3 volunteer contacts you, they'll tell you exactly what's going on.
Taking you to a secondary location.
This link is clearly hiding something (which, again, AO3 will not do), which is a bright red flag, but even if it looks like AO3, don't click. It's easy to hide a link inside a link, especially when mirror sites like https://archiveofourown.gay is legit.
Threat of action not in evidence.
Any time something says your account is or will be in danger/broken/locked/suspicious/etc and you see zero evidence, did absolutely nothing, that's a sign that something fishy is going on.
Sense of urgency.
I mean this with all my heart: absolutely no website will give you only two hours to take action on anything. If the tone of the thing makes you panic, that's because they want you to panic. Panicky people make bad choices in a hurry.
Okay Faerii, but now that I know what to look out for, I'm safe, right?
Lol no.
We're all human. We all click on things we shouldn't, even if approximately zero-point-one seconds later we regret it.
These types of scams probably don't want your AO3 account. They want things like your Amazon/Walmart/Target account. Basically: anywhere they can get money or goods fast and scram before the shop catches on. Some ways ways to protect yourself in case of an oops is
Use a unique password for absolutely. every. fucking. thing. Learn to love passphrases. Get a password locker. Google and Firefox both offer free ones. We're not hiding the smut from the FBI, so literally anything that will keep you from making ItWasHisSled1234 your password across fifty different sites is good enough.
Update your passwords regularly, especially after anything suspicious happens. Password lockers will also help with this.
Keep a separate fandom email address and use it for AO3. I mean it. This will protect you not just from people who hope your AO3 email & password are the same as your bank account's, but it also provides an extra level of freedom from loved ones. We've all heard tragic stories of people whose loved ones found their AO3 account and used access to their phone to get it deleted. (In case you need a nudge on #3, yes your school and/or employer can see every email you send or receive, and all it'll take is one overly explicit comment to drag you in for A Conversation.)
Related to 3, I strongly encourage learning how to be anonymous on the internet. Please. Please. Stop using your full name, mentioning your specific home town or identifying landmarks, and if you're under 18 shut up no you're not you're a 23 year old Fine Arts major from Kentuckleburg, Portlegon.
Multifactor authentication is your frenemy. Use it wherever you can and (I cannot stress this enough) do not get in the habit of unquestioningly accepting the login requests. That unexpected text message may save your bank account.
Lie your ass off on your security questions. Favorite color? Bald. Mother's Maiden Name? Chocolate. Street You Grew Up On? Lagrange Point 4. It doesn't matter if you're honest, just that you remember. Some higher tier password lockers will give you space for notes in case you need a reminder.
Get friendly with AO3's support methods. If something is really urgent, really weird, or you just want to be certain before ignoring it, ask. There's no shame in asking questions, and it's better to be sure than to take a risk.
And now ladies, gentlemen, honored guests, and Chat, hopefully you can go forth and be a little safer on the internet.
In theory, maybe I get the “we’re all just playing with barbies, they’re fictional characters, no interpretation is incorrect because it’s an interpretation” argument. But actually no, not all takes are equally valid. Framing something as an interpretation doesn’t mean it inherently has merit. Some takes are completely incorrect and betray a fundamental misunderstanding of the source material. They just aren’t a reason to harass people or send death threats
I’m finished with P.G. Wodehouse and I’m ready for R Rated Wodehouse now
the mandela effect is so funny bc almost all of it can be boiled down to "you were a kid and memory is highly unreliable," "you assumed how a word was spelled based on how it sounded," or "you're confusing two different things"
the mandela effect can be summarized as "you'd rather create an alternate universe where you're right than admit that you are wrong"
i could never handle immortality not because of any existential reasons but because i know itd make my procrastination so much worse. catch me putting off tasks for decades. catch me putting off tasks for centuries. what do you mean that movie ive been meaning to get around to became lost media 40 years ago. what do you mean that landmark ive been meaning to visit has been eroded. oooh i got PLANY of time..............

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i'm okay with the "quark and bashir have a competitive crush on ezri" subplot of season seven, but i do think it's weak that quark falls in love with ezri because of jadzia when it would be so much funnier if he fell in love with her because he found out her family is rich
I forgot how funny the first meeting between Will and Lyra is
Will is already so tired and has so much on his plate and this little girl who's 50% feral gremlin and 50% spoiled brat attacks him
And he demonstrates an infinite amount of patience for this child who doesn't know what cans are, thinks cooking is for servants, and pitches a fit when asked to clean up after he was kind enough to cook for her
No wonder he barely blinks at Pan shape shifting, poor kid doesn't have the brain space left for this nonsense
Lyra: wash dishes? Ew. That's for poor people
Will: girl you bit me
you lost yourself to the woke agenda. Stop being a trans man and go back to a cis man
I don't know what to add in response to this ask it's perfect on it's own. I don't want to soil it
This is the 85 year old creator of Roger Rabbit:

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I think it would be really fucking funny to write a piece of fiction set entirely in real life but using lazy fantasy worldbuilding talk. I gather coin* for the road west** - I will need it to enter the Capital.***
* two quarters and two dimes
** Interstate 64
*** Richmond, Virginia
I must traverse the treacherous way north* to visit my lover at their place of learning. This city is a crossroads, positioned near the boundary point of a dark land we try not to visit.** It is an ancient place, riddled with the memory of the War.***
* Interstate 95
** Northern Virginia
*** American Civil
The road north is blocked by enemy forces.* I fear we will be overpowered if we continue,** and never reach our destination.*** Let us abandon the road and take the ancient mountain pass.**** We will mind the cruel structures of bygone years***** as you go.
* northern virginians
** get vehicular manslaughtered by a tesla driver just outside the mixing bowl
*** west maryland
**** cut through loudon county
***** mcmansions