notwithstanding the foregoing

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

there are simply no words in the english language that can describe starting on thursday the fourth. thats how iconic it is

choosing to start on friday the fifth. i just think its very inspiring

Social media is getting to a point where you might as well just send letters to your friends.

if corporate has rolled back storebought pride, homemade is fine.

First two have good trigger discipline. Not Notsomuch number three in line.

Number Three is ready to kill

1920s gangster voice: when you stare into the boid the boid stares back

I love that opera sits in this limbo where it's extremely well-known but not really beyond a surface level recognition, so you get commercials for makeup or whatever to the tune of the I Hate Women So Much It's Unreal aria

In White Collar's defense that could totally be Neal's fave.

I love this shit

Mamma Mia. Obviously.

ok when you said "Cinematic Universe" i thought "wait these all exist together?" and man I love crossovers.

Combine your chinese zodiac and astrology sign to make your true fursona

i still hate this post so much. i’m an ox and a taurus. i’m a bull bull. i’m so fucking annoyed oh m y go d

my ducks? in a row. the elephant? addressed. my goose? cooked. my eggs? in several baskets. the bigger fish? fried.

Your monkeys ?

those aren’t mine.

I’ve discovered you don’t pick a Pwhl team. A lesbian on that team decides for you.