the last soul on earth

Reminder that gate keeping is good if you don’t want your community to turn to shit.

Note from my future self to my past self: COMMUNITY AIN'T SHIT

Me in Roblox that one day

Re-reading Sienkiewicz's Trilogy again and it's fun as always, but I don't think I will ever get over the fact that they gave that trashy pulp-ass motherfucker a literary Nobel over Eliza fucking Orzeszkowa. Like, come the fuck on, you guys. The main couple falls deeply in love after looking each other in the eyes twice and talking for all of 3 minutes like they're in a fucking operetta. There's a trained hawk who openly ships them. The inexplicably superpowered token Lithuanian uses a Medieval zweihänder for fencing. The amount of times the phrases "silky curtains of her eyes" and "her undulating chest" are used is outright obscene. Plot structure? I hardly know her. What are we even doing here.

With all due respect to Hoffman, the only cinematic medium to adapt the Trilogy while keeping its original tone and spirit intact would be as an early-2000s-style shōnen anime.

I just found out that Sienkiewicz himself would send telegrams to the newspaper editors asking where he stopped last time, because he was making most of it up as he went along. One of them was: "Where is Kmicic? I forgot and cannot write further. Sienkiewicz". Answer: "Kmicic is in Częstochowa blowing up a cannon. Editor"

@varenychenko

If you have a crazy adrenaline spike every time you have to speak your mind honestly - just know your energy clog of a lifetime of biting your tongue is why you have whatever health problems you definitely have

wheres the one where the player fails every prompt in a chase scene and it turns a dramatic pursuit into a mr bean movie