you want things you can touch

@i-like-reblog-maps I heard you like large maps ^⁠_⁠^

Didn't realise it was a reblog map at first,thought somebody was drawing the visual effect that accompanies casting Testicular Torsion.

Migraine sufferers will be like "it's not like I'm disabled or anything, it's just that if I do any of these normal everyday things other people do all the time, my head explodes. But I'm fine honestly, as long as I avoid doing anything ever and my environment and the weather never changes, then my head explodes a little less"

Im the most evilest pervert in the world, or at least in ohio

hey! i really hate to do this, but i'm in a really dire situation. a few months ago, my dad passed away unexpectedly, and he was the sole income provider of the family. my mom is severely disabled, and she is also recovering from a recent hospitalization. i've been trying to find a job, but i'm struggling with major depression and other health issues, so it's been a slow progress. we are running extremely low on funds, and if i can't raise the money we need, we're going to be homeless in two weeks. my area is extremely impacted by homelessness right now, so we might not even be able to find a shelter with beds. we will lose all our belongings, and we will have to give up our dog too. i know that a lot of people are in need of help right now, but if you're able to donate, i would be so, so grateful. anything helps, and reblogs are extremely appreciated as well! by the way, i code rp themes and make gif packs and graphics. feel free to reach out if you'd like a little something in return for your donation! i'm also taking emergency commissions if anyone would like something more substantial. buy me a ko-fi (please dm me for paypal/cashapp/venmo!)

hi! thank you so much to anyone who's contributed so far! i hate to keep reblogging this, but the situation has gotten worse. our internet has been shut off, and tomorrow our water and electricity will be shut off too. what little food we have will spoil if we can't find a way to pay. if anyone can help, even if it's just by reblogging this post, i would appreciate it so much. thank you again!

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.

I suffer from something that can only be described as "grim postmonitions;" upon succeeding at a dangerous task, such as walking up an icy set of slate stairs, my mind flashes with all the ways it could have gone wrong, e.g. slipping and cracking my skull on the masonry. I become inordinately distressed at these visions, as if they are distinct, imminent threats, despite the danger having already passed

hate when i get a password wrong and the browser goes "heyyyy :) do you want me to save those credentials you entered :)" like i am already humiliated why must you rub salt into that wound firefox

can anyone find the satiric newspaper headline that might have been something other than the onion that was along the lines of “‘This Is More Relevant/Timely Than Ever,’ Says Theater Company About to Put on Oldass Play Worse Than Has Ever Been Done Before”