there's glass between us

people with siblings: how do you feel about them?

“This book will destroy you.” is like the highest praise you can give to a book. 

A crossover between King Midas and King Oedipus would be pure motherfucking gold

when you have the same password for everything, but have to switch it up as required by certain websites and their different password parameters, so you have to figure out if your password is apple1 or Apple1 or apple123 and then you get locked out for too many attempts because the password you were looking for was Apple123

i walked two kilometers to hatch an egg and its a zubat this is why i cant be a parent i cant wait 9 months for a kid what if its a fucking zubat again