there's glass between us

“don’t judge a book by it’s cover” is a beautiful powerful sentiment that i fully ignore when book shopping

haha that's a nice starry-eyed ambition you've got there buddy. sure hope the narrative doesn't warp it into something ruthless and all-consuming

admittedly i know little of the subject but one would think, at 45 years of age, he would be a ryan goose by now

i need another hour to wake up after i wake up

they should invent a high ponytail that doesn’t give me a headache and they should invent a low ponytail that doesn’t make me look like a miller’s apprentice going off to enlist in the continental army

New sex position: putting a hand on your buddy's shoulder and staring intensely into each other's eyes