there's glass between us

one of my patients came in for an emergency visit, because she snapped the wire on her retainer watching the movie when MBJ took his shirt off she clenched her teeth so fucking hard she snapped it. that is the fucking funniest shit ever to me this tiny 17 year old girl thirsting so goddamn hard she busted steel

We interviewed her, obviously.

Such a developing story.

I love this story

This was a wild ride from start to finish

I know I say this a lot, But this is one of the best things on this website

Sophia is currently doing great in college, and I still get about one kid a month in the office who asked if this really happened.

I found it!! The original post!!

HAS SHE SEEN SINNERS

the park bench scene is so FUCKING insane. they barely know each other!!!!! they BARELY know each other but the comfort they exude around one another is palpable. the immediate trust. the empathy, the understanding, the ease of it all......can i tell you something if you promise not to tell another soul

don't be mean to yourself that's you

you live there

Bromeo and Dudeliet, a forbidden bromance between two bros in rival fraternities, in fair Vebrona where we lay our scene

this is in perfect iambic meter and sounds like the first line of a weird poem

These sound like the lyrics of a Gilbert and Sullivan song.