there's glass between us

when you have the same password for everything, but have to switch it up as required by certain websites and their different password parameters, so you have to figure out if your password is apple1 or Apple1 or apple123 and then you get locked out for too many attempts because the password you were looking for was Apple123

i walked two kilometers to hatch an egg and its a zubat this is why i cant be a parent i cant wait 9 months for a kid what if its a fucking zubat again

I absolutely love ships where one character is usually serious and distant, but when they talk to that one person, their voice turns soft and gentle and is suddenly filled with fondness that they don’t show to anyone else.

any mosquitos reading this? fuck you

The only thing that’d be more potentially embarrassing than my internet history would be my calculator history, a chronicle of all the painfully simple math I couldn’t manage to do in my head.