weirdness here.

I read books and sometimes I even finish them

if you see this, I hope something nice happens for you today.

I hope this for you even if you don’t see it. 💖💖💖

"Clarissa Explains It All" looking couch, I love it

@str8-razr-strategy

please god let chatgpt die out like nfts did. With a fast and graceless fall into irrelevancy

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

This spell has a very low hit ratio, so we need a lot of us to do it.

Rich people are literally just lying about being good at money btw

Things like overdraft fees, late fees, parking tickets, fines, subscription renewals, legal fees, penalty fees, sales and discounts, lawsuits - these are things that all cease to matter in any material way once you have enough money

To Jeff Bezos, a parking meter, a plane ticket, and a private jet all effectively cost the same amount of money: none

you used to be able to get a job just by circling a listing in a newspaper in red pen

And newspapers

I feel like I make some variant on this post once every two weeks, which should tell you how well the job hunt's going.

Where's "crime scene cleanup technician" (recommendation that Indeed actually gave me one time)

fat dragons (upcoming)