Queer ships galore!

if you see me liking contradicting headcanons for the same character just know it's because I do not give a fuck and I have an active imagination #hewouldsaythat

the yaoi rule is that whoever’s the evil one is the bottom

listen to me, this is so so important: you've gotta get used to really giving it your 60% as a default. like don't half-ass it necessarily but try not to go over 70% or so of an ass. you'll feel better and live a happier more fulfilled life, and on the rare occasions where you do need to lock the fuck in you'll be able to pull off bullshit that the sad miserable wretches giving it their 100% can never dream off, because they're busy draining themselves dry and you have energy reserves to spare.

This is actually what I was adviced to do at the work rehabilitation program I went to. Hasn't left my mind since. 10/10 solid advice

probably nothing lesbian will happen to me this pride but by god i can Hope

thinking about experiencing my first sensation soon

@funnier-as-a-system

letting my wife kill me during sex does not make me a bottom or a sub. it simply means i love my wife

my daddy always taught us to be ashamed of our everything

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i wish everyone following me made enough money to not feel like they were being boiled alive and had the time and energy to clean their room at their own leisure

does anyone else feel kind of slutty refilling soap bottles