occasionally subtle
RMH
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Phantogram Three
Cookie Run:Kingdom Official!
Product Placement
The Bowery Presents
Fieri Frames
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
The Stonewall Inn
Interview Vampire Daily
taylor price
Claire Keane
PR's Tumblrdome
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todays bird
cherry valley forever
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@stargazing-enby
sad girly girl who wears white dresses and curls her hair and puts on no makeup makeup every morning who gets a butch makeover montage at the end of the movie and everyone goes wow. also they replace his contact lenses with thick stupid nerd glasses. is this anything
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working memory bad π
ALTERNATE ENDING:
there are lots of coping mechanisms out there but this is the only method that (sometimes) works on my wretched brain. can't remember? predict the Future
i might be sad & complaining all the time but do not forget i am also a bad bitch who gets everything done & is an optimistic at heart
For most people, life doesnβt truly begin until theyβre 26-30 or older. The way we romanticize and obsess over youth is super harmful. Your life is not over at 21, I promise you. Itβs just beginning
βwhen i was littleβ brother you are 5β3. so you must mean yesterday. or five minutes ago.
βi'll be there shortlyβ yeah. we know.
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the fact that 8pm is only 3 hours after 5pm is fucking insane. we have to do something about this.
you can make him transparent, if you want to
wwth the powar of technology u can do anytbing
can someone please please make his tail wag thank you
wagga wagga wagga
You ever hear that old chestnut about how most people neglect the part of the story of Icarus where he also had to avoid flying too low, lest the spray of the sea soak his feathers and cause him to fall and drown? You ever think about how different the world would be if Icarus died that way instead? If the idiom was to Fly To Close To The Sea? A warning against playing it far too safe, about not stretching your wings and soaring properly? You ever think about how Icarus died because he was happy?
Was feeling Emotions than was quickly hit by very different ones upon opening the comments
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if karl marx was born today he would be a baby. and it would be his birthday
worry about it kitten daddy fucked up
My stupid poser kidnapper wants to show me my missing person's poster but I don't think they do those any more and I kept saying this but they wouldn't listen until they wordlessly handed me a printout of a bbc article talking about it. They want to compose a ransom note with newspaper type but don't know how to buy newspapers as someone under 60 without looking suspicious. The other day I saw in the fridge a carton of oat milk with a home-printed photo of me obviously taken by them awkwardly glued to the side. I don't even get a basement. This is a one-bedroom flat.
my publisher: Good morning! Huh did you advertise for the pre-sale yesterday? Because we launched twelve hours ago and we already made sales!
me: yeah, i posted on tumblr
publisher: .........tumblr?
me: that's where the gays are.
(link to Mrs. Victoria buys a brothel, a sapphic western)
update
publisher: And what is your marketing strategy on... tumblr?
me: idk, i shitpost at 2am?
publisher: .....and it works?
me: depends on what the gays find funny at that point in time.
publisher: Could I have a link to your tumblr?
me: .......absolutely not.
(link to Mrs. Victoria buys a brothel, a sapphic western where 50 year old women kiss and murder)
update!
publisher: I've been looking into tumblr, have you thought of using Blaze to promote your book?
me: NO
publisher: But it seems like an efficient way to get this in front of more eyes-
me: people on tumblr hate Blaze.
publisher: There is no algorithm and you can't pay to promote a post? I don't understand how anyone advertises anything on tumblr.
me: That's the best part. They don't. They can't.
(trying to make him understand that we do not control the attention. We just have to show something shiny and gay enough and if people are interested, they'll reblog.)
(Mrs. Victoria buys a brothel, a deconstruction of the colonialist cowboy mythos dressed up as a sapphic romance.)
update with picture of a pet!
This is Cosmos, my publisher's dog.
He barks at my publisher's phone notifications. So every time a book is sold, Cosmos barks.
It's been days.
I think you guys would love to know that when you buy a book, a dog barks in Vancouver, Canada.
(Mrs. Victoria buys a brothel, a story where women help women bury the body of your abusive husband.)
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if your website has an AI "assistant" that keeps popping up in the corner of my screen i hate you forever
no. begone
They truly are awful. I have to show you (/gen) the strangest one that I have seen.
Would you like Emperor Nero to help you figure out how to visit the Colosseum and the Roman Forum? Probably not, but here he is.
"speak with nero" i'd really rather not i think!
My city is NOT built for this, my house is FLOODED </3
