I shine only with the light you gave me

bagels for breakfast bagels for lunch toasting them good so they have a nice crunch. bagels in the morning bagel in the afternoon bagel big and round got me howling at the moon

one william degrees outside

I need a shirt that says I ♥️ neurosis

Need a shirt that says I ♥️ neurotic ocd women

back of the shirt says My Feelings About Neurotic OCD Women Get Much More Complicated When The Woman Is My Mother

"Give us your government-issued ID to access our app's full features" babydoll you are text messages.

Hermitcraft fanfic idea: the Fire Department is a superhero team and EGG is the super villain team they are trying to catch. However Mumbo is constantly trying to make sure they fail to do that because he works at EGG's bar/dinner and doesn't want to lose his job because the pay is pretty good and he needs it to pay his bills. (Mumbo is also part of the vigilante group, The C-Team, and is trying to keep secrets about that too)

died and lost all my items in a cave: but don't worry. if i simply run back into the cave with zero (0) items. i will surely do better this time. this has never gone wrong for anybody.

hi I’m the computer. You’re not getting that.

World Heritage Post

do me a favor and reblog this and put in the tags what time it is for you and what you're currently doing/thinking about