Unwell about most things

youre not nothingburger in fact you are everything bagel

having a snuggable animal in your home is like a constant minigame of ancestral persistence hunting, every morning this beast is getting yoinked from various parts of the house to indulge our daily ritual of bringing him back to bed for cuddling purposes. im like the doom guy in hell meme but instead of ronald reagan im looking for my cat

mymusician... oughh my little bug [remembers parasocial relationships are bad] [remembers infantilization is bad] this complete stranger is their own huge bug

*coughs blood* youre all just jealous of my wound. yuore trying to make me get rid of it because you wish you had a wound this cool

if Senshi does keep the victory, after him plus Stanley Pines last year, I think we need to reassess what the modern tumblr sexy man actually looks like because gone are the days of the young twinks. The tastes have matured and aged and grown some body hair!

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny