Unwell about most things

youre not nothingburger in fact you are everything bagel

honestly I think the hottest thing a person can do is die in a horribly slow and philosophically confounding (and perhaps slightly psychosexual) way that leaves everyone uncertain on where exactly the boundary between life and death is.

the second hottest thing a person can do is GET GREY HAIR 🗣🗣🗣

tweeting "just because you don't like jax as a character doesn't mean she was poorly written" setting my phone to vibrate and shoving it up my ass

where's that picture that ruined my life

it would probably move faster if your phone wasn't encased in green gelatin

the liberal media won’t trick me into removing my protective delicious gels

Worlds oldest haunted house has passed away at the age of 207

discord has turned people into wild animals

I'm not ace I'm just a misanthrope who hates everyone

girl forget sex I don't even want anyone near me. 10 foot radius. get out of my house. get out of my life.

Mitch McConnell will die two weeks from today (8/31/23)

there is no need to charge or cast i just be Knowing

To give more context: The reviewer was Jean Lorrain, who also was gay. Both showed up to the duel and both missed on purpose.

gay people can never just ask each other out

Green + yellow + orange is a highly underrated colour combo

yall gotta be nicer about m/f  bc sometimes u guys like the blandest gay sutff ive ever seen in my life

gonna add onto this you all gotta stop acting like m/f is just cishet when bisexual people exist and straight trans people exist.

last add on alot of m/f ships of poc or white/poc ship are constantly downplayed for bland white m/m or f/f ships

#also sometimes u guys r just fuckig misogynist. abt the women in m/f ships. sorry