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-CALLIE MAAMLET, DIVORCE RONIN
YOU ARE THE REASON
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rapidly unsheathes my katana and you immediately get a phone call from your wife asking for a divorce
I ONLY DO DIVORCES
-CALLIE MAAMLET, DIVORCE RONIN

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Is there a word for occupying the space where normies think you're a freak and freaks think you're a normie?
I tell a woman with a 9 to 5 office job about the slightly niche speculative fiction novel I just finished and she goes "Oh, that's...interesting. I hadn't heard of that."
I tell a grungy chick I met at a dive bar about the same book and she kinda scoffs and goes "Okay" like I said my favorite show is Sesame Street
As the person who got their R keyboard broken and the world mocked me for being forced to use the uwu language as replacement
My condolences
put that back
National Lampoon, October 1985
In the club
I think Iām literally never gonna be sick of this masterpiece. I think watching it on a loop for eight hours could fix me. Dancingās what clears my soul. Dancingās what makes me whole.
I just love that this very video is an accumulation of thousands of years worth of art made by people who have never met each other. The concept of this video was so completely unfathomable to every single artist who made the sculptures and yet theyāve all put something toward the creation of it.
ITS BACK ON MY TIMELINE

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I like how people were willing to fight to save Coyote vs. Acme even if it wasn't a good movie, purely because being able to write off any project is bullshit and disrespects every person who worked on it. Then it came out and it genuinely has a 100% score.
"we haven't eaten in a few hours, let's get lunch" -the healthy eater
if you have not eaten in a few hours go eat
in my post abt tumblr's porn ads I said something like "I don't care much about the fact that I'm seeing porn rather than that we as users can't post it but advertisers can". and a few people have reblogged with tags like "I DO care about seeing porn/I don't want to see it and I shouldn't have to/I also don't care but would love not to flashbang people" all of which are true and fair. but friends, colleagues. I put that line in there to keep swerfs away from the post. it is all too easy for anything which is ostensibly complaining about porn to be dragged into that sphere and lauded as proof that the world is porn addicted and degenerate.
I am a porn creator who considers porn & sex a significant part of my artistic expression. when I say I'm not bothered by seeing porn on dash, I mean ideally I would be seeing much more of it from real people. but even if this wasn't the case, I consider the naked body a neutral object to look at - it doesn't disturb me and I am concerned at the amount of people who seem disturbed at seeing any amount of nudity on their screen.
so let me be more explicit. the problem with the porn ads is not the porn, it's the ads. it's the fact that advertisers can post things that users can't. it's the inability to filter out the content because it is an ad and is not beholden to the same TOS or labelling rules as users are. it's the fact that many of the ads are for AI services, showing AI generated skinny white women (further pushing the needle on the extreme fascistic, white supremacist body image issues people are developing) in lieu of paying real life sex workers.
it's cool and fine that you would prefer not to see explicit porn in your day-to-day life. but you need to know that repeatedly, compulsively reinforcing this desire when I'm trying to talk about a problem of capitalism and censorship of expression does in fact position you nearer to the censors than it does to me and other sex workers.
i can't see my mutual's boobs on tumblr. i also can't see a sex worker's boobs on tumblr. but if Age Of Elf War Gambling Scam wants to show me digital elf titty, i will see those titties seventy times in a row, and if i complain i will be told to buy a paid subscription to tumblr.
porn isn't the problem, consent is. advertisers telling us we can't show our tits OR avoid seeing theirs is an incredibly stupid situation to be in.
english major brain: words can evolve and develop as a society goes on. the way a word is used is its definition. it's pointless to hold onto the idea of right vs wrong words human brain: THAT IS NOT WHAT LARP MEANS!!!!!
i mean to be fair there is also something about lifting a word outside of its cultural context to bastardize it into a word that lacks the previous depth it had
can you really stop this from happening? unfortunately no, but the plight and the grief within the language being taken outside of its cultural context is real. just because it's a subculture that some may deem like unserious or argue lacks depth comparatively to other cultures doesn't make the experience of having that word stolen and changed any less real.
like it does suck that the widely undestood definition of larping is turning from a term that was neutral in connotation (to even like positive to those within the culture) to something negative and as a synonym to the word "poser"
same for goes for the term cosplaying.
Friends, romans, people who are nonbinary except at work, lend me your ears,

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I am obsessed with fictional guys being really weird about each other. Hard at work in the plausible deniability mines. You know those pairings who would jerk each other off before they'd kiss
I know I said fictional guys but I want to be alone with the person who tagged this as mclennon. Like from the beatles
i have some interesting news for you
Yeah okay then
I think my favorite part of this post so far is the beatles fans in my notes 1. Acting like this is common knowledge & 2. Saying they got far weirder without elaborating. Alright
It also inspired the only good New York Post headline ever.
BEAT THE MEATLES WAS REAL?
I wish to god I was joking or exaggerating but this is just factual beatles lore I'm so sorry for reblogging this for the 80th time op but the people need to know
Question: what the hell
Why does it just keep going
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please wear sunscreen!!! I've seen "fuck the beauty industrial complex" posts about complicated skincare regimens and am 100% with them except sometimes they mention sunscreen and no. no. absolutely not. sunscreen is a wonderful supportive friend who wants to keep you safe, and you should let her do it. throw out all your other cosmetics and skincare products if you want, but keep your sunscreen. and if you're not wearing sunscreen, start wearing it!!!! this is not about terror of aging, this is not about every tiny imperfection our fucked-up culture has made you feel insecure about, this is about protecting yourself from skin cancer. wear the damn sunscreen.
Wait so. Elliot Pageās role in The Odyssey is to be unwillingly sacrificed within the first five minutes of his appearance and THATāS the ācomplex and interestingā role that people have claimed was personally gifted to him by Nolan for transitioning into a man?? Five minutes of screen time where heās immediately killed?? Are we actually fucking serious right now. Iāve had to deal with post after post on every social media platform telling me that The Odyssey is proof that Elliot Page transitioned into privilege and the role in question is the most insulting, transphobic, nothingburger Iāve ever seen in my life. Am I missing something here because I feel like Iām losing my mind.
These people think a trans man existing in public is proof of privilege. These people think a trans man being allowed to live and breathe is proof of privilege. These people donāt want trans men to exist btw call it out for what it is at this point.
Sinon is a very important character in The Aeneid. He pretty much singlehandedly brought the downfall of Troy.
This is about Christopher Nolanās movie adaptation of the Odyssey, not The Aeneid book.
I get that Sinon is an important and complex character, but when weāre discussing the context of Elliot Page playing him and how his character was handled in Nolanās adaptation:
1) His character doesnāt exist in Homerās Odyssey and was taken from Virgilās Aeneid and given to him instead of giving him an actual character in the Odyssey. If someone were to visit the original source material, his role will not even be there.
2) He is essentially the dead wife of the plot, and is also one of the youngest characters. He haunts the narrative, which is a pretty common role given to women so as to not actually write them into the plot, but please do keep telling me that there is absolutely no transphobic or misogynistic biases towards why Elliot Page was specifically selected to play Sinon.
3) He still only gets a combined amount of about five minutes of screentime, and considering this is the most notable role heās recieved since coming out 5+ years ago⦠I donāt think this is proof that transitioning has benefited his career. Every time Elliot Page is even mentioned by name, the internet goes on a horrifically transphobic crusade for months until heās forced back into obscurity. His acting career has objectively tanked since coming out.
4) Elliot Page has already worked with Chrisopher Nolan and was given a (noteably) bigger role in Inception pre-transition. Christopher Nolan did not āwaitā for Elliot Page to transition (whatever the fuck that means), the two already knew each other from previous projects.
Edit: Personally, the only real win to me is that a trans man got to play a cis man without his transness being considered an issue, but the way in which Nolan went about it felt more like throwing Elliot Page a bone while benefiting from the outrage caused by Elliot Page simply existing, and instead of celebrating the small win that trans men received, every single side of the internet decided to rip into him and either call him a mentally ill woman or a privileged man benefiting from misogyny.

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I have experienced a LOT of bullshit in my time but what the HELL is happening right now
You know, I recently learned that uh... most of these insane Superman comic covers were essentially how they came up with the stories half the time. Make a cover so completely insane and unhinged and then work back from it to make an actual story.
I think DC should have an ongoing that operates on this as well just to see what inspired lunacy writers have to come up with :D
A bit like DC challenge? That was a similar thing they did.
Yeah exactly :D
I support this because it would make good comic covers again
Things feel a little more boring now that comics arenāt trying to sell themselves on the stand but during the solicit/pre-order stage.
I second this ;-;
Comic book covers are just less fun now that they're not something objectively and fundamentally insane happening while characters say nonsense
Woke: Superman cover in 1966
Broke: Superman cover in 2026
Especially egregious, because if anyone could get away with weird covers, it'd be Prime.
But how can you not want covers like this?
Or covers where the hero is looking at some shadowy figure and saying something like "It can't be you... *choke* You're dead!"
I love this one because the cover takes pains to establish that Superman isn't like mind controlled or suffering amnesia or anything here, he knows full well that this is nonsense, he just WANTS to frame Batman for a crime that will lead to him being executed in the most agonising way possible :D
THIS IS A CLOSE SECOND :D
Lois Lane is gonna force Superman to take a life as an enforcer to a brutal fascist dictatorship meanwhile the narrator is just like "Oh that Lois, she is So Wacky!"
My woke take, as someone who has worked in both a public library and a school library, is that we desperately need both more books that are at a higher reading level but a less mature subject matter, and more books that are at a lower reading level but a more mature subject matter, because 8 year olds who are advanced readers are still 8 year olds and don't want to read about graphic violence and torture, and teens and adults who have learning difficulties or who are just later readers for whatever reason are still teens and adults and don't want to read about Billy the Bunny going to school or whatever the hell.