A Dream That's Worth Keeping

when you save alarms for specific things but then you just keep reusing them. like sure wake me up at the chocolate milk alarm, what do i care

Hey guys you should totally get into this thing i like. Yeah it's mid at best. It also aged poorly. You'll get nothing out of it at all. You'll like the idea of it more than the actual thing. But at least only takes half your natural lifespan to finish it

as a woman you're always too young or too old for things because the perfect age is when you're a man

hate tweets that are like “men will live in apartments like this and not see any problem” *picture of a poor person’s house*

i was thinking about that tweet when i made this post, thank you

When one of my classmates broke my leg in 2nd Grade, there was an entire fiasco and I nearly died but I do remember the guy from radiology storming out to the little curtain area I was in and SLAPPING the X-ray up on the back light and the doctor actually shouting "JE-YAY-SUS! No wonder the kid doesn't have any damn blood!"

after I broke my leg hiking (and walked half a mile or so home on it) I was asked how o RATED MY PAIN 1-10 10 Being worst. And being very autistic and with maladaptavely high pain threshold I said (reasonig I could walk on it and do things other than beg for a death that wasnt coming) 4. My radiologist took a look at the x-ray, waved it n my face and said very very firmly "That is not a 4!"

every day it gets harder to have a relaxed jaw and decent posture

foul mood all day for no good reason feel like somethings brewing wheres that limmy tweet