Video Game Enthusiast And Aspiring Author/Editor

Reblog to give the person you reblogged this from an even bigger ass

This is actually such a good tactic for people with serious anxiety problems. Thank you. Really. Omg.

For my fellow anxiety peeps

The judge who sentenced this sexual predator is Rosemarie Aquilina. Larry Nassar abused over 150 women, including Gabby Douglas, Simone Biles, and Aly Raisman. Judge Rosemarie made sure this predator pays the price for each and every one of them. Hella props to this badass judge. Judges around the world need to take notes. 

we need more women like this in law

This is still the most sinister post on the site

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Excellent advice! Passing it along~

In case y'all didn’t know.

for future me

I will need this

Y'all are fucking idiots. Clean energy will NEVER be enough to replace the energy we have now. We’d have to tear down DOZENS of forests just to fit enough windmills and solar panels to get even a QUARTER (probably less, tbh) of the energy we can produce now.

Yeah, sure, when they’ve already calculated that a few square miles of panels in the empty ass Arizona desert could power the whole nation. But ok, fracking and the diminishing petroleum supply is worlds better.

I can also testify to the Arizona desert being empty ass. And the California desert. And the Nevada desert. 

also…no forests were cleared to make space for Denmark’s windmills and yet they regularly produce so much power that it covers almost all of the country’s power needs. Oh, and then there’s the times when the windmills generate 140% of Denmark’s power needs. https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2015/jul/10/denmark-wind-windfarm-power-exceed-electricity-demand

Friendly reminder that oil pipelines are a scam.

The fact that anyone can believe a limited amount of dinosaur oil is more plentiful and efficient than moving air or fucking sunlight is proof that entire populations can be completely brainwashed.

The ways we can produce sustainable, renewable energy grow by the year. There is zero reason to keep maintaining oil and natural gas industries!

The only reason we still use fossil fuels is that rich people are selfish.

The only reason we still use fossil fuels is that rich people are selfish.

I would like to politely add that these glitter solar cells have been around since about 2009. So about 11 years. Just sayin.

:/

This is actually v important and needs to be reblogged

Oh no

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!

you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too 

Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?

Yes.

oh god theres art

@altadude you know what must be done.

ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr

I apologize to all my followers for this

if i had to read this you do too

I have a hate-hate relationship with this

………

Good grief… I’m sorry, but I can’t not reblog this…

Tis the season bitches

DAMN IT WHY WOULD YOU BRING THIS BACK YOU HEATHEN

Why is this on my dash?

…..I’m.. Bothered? by the fact that I’m not bothered by this.

You’re not bothered?? I’m not only not bothered, I’m freaking invested. I’m having actual empathetic sadness for The Grinch. I want them to go into couple’s counseling. I want the “ten years later” when Tony visits Whoville on business and meets the reformed Grinch whose heart has grown 3 times its usual size. I want them to reminisce over a shared dinner of roast beast and wine, then spend a drunken night together, then realize that maybe things are different and people really do change. I want a 3-act story where there’s a long dark night of soul searching and the realization that maybe we’ve all got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance. 

Tis the season

no it isn’t??

Falalalalalalala

ITS MARCH WHY IS THIS ON MY DASH

SeAsOn’s GrEaSoNs

IT’S FUCKING JULY

ah, so we meet again cursed post-

I meeded to see this holy-

IT IS AUGUST 11TH YOU FUCKING BEAVER

It’s AUGUST 21ST WHY IS THIS HEEEEREEE

I REALLY DID NOT NEED TO SEE THIS REI

But you did, because you love your girlfriend

it is january

And now it’s February

And now it’s March

And now it’s April

And now it’s May

And now it’s June

And now it’s July

And now it’s August

And now it’s time to stop

Never

… I have questions.

Man….

IT’S TIME BBY

‘Tis always the season

be jolly motherfuckers 

this physically hurts me to scroll through every time so i’m making my followers feel my pain

TIS THE SEASON

Why, just. Why?

Well, which one is it going to be?

having the DMV area Craigslist bookmarked has never come in handy before but now

Update, Craigslist has flagged my post as inappropriate.

My wife has now read this and wonders how baby gays are even meeting and mating

Can confirm I am meeting and mating just fine 😂

By the way I’m in a relationship with this woman now

This is the feedback I’ve been looking for