Your limbs?? For my collection??

celestia is such a funny character like she's constantly manipulating twilight and friends to do shit instead of just asking and you could arguably frame that as being bc she's a "god" and pushing fate to her design or whatever, except that she engages with the group like a normal and relatable person, which makes it more like villainous machinations, except 90% of this manipulation goes towards things like "I don't want my party to be boring shit again. put my little country girl blorbos in there with zero prep so they fuck it up bad"

you think you've fucked anything up around princess celestia and she's like heh. no worries. all according to keikaku

Celestia instantly makes more sense as a character when you ignore the princess stuff and remember that she's a 1000+ years old wizard. Of course she does manipulative trickster stuff to teach moral lessons and/or cause chaos to amuse herself, that's classic wizard behavior. Of course sometimes she's actually socially awkward and bad at personal relationships and has bad ideas that she thought were good that result in her eating shit embarrassing style, that's classic wizard behavior. Of course she lets the aristocrats and nobles run around being assholes she's still running on wizard advisor programming, she's basically trying to merlin the entire upper class of equestria instead of just a king and some knights. "Yeah uuhhh we'll release the incarnation of chaos himself from his ancient prison because we think this shy girl can be friends with him", terrible plan if you're thinking like a ruler, amazing plan if you're thinking like a wizard. Just look at Canterlot 'Castle' for five seconds and ask yourself if that's in any way a castle. No. Wizard tower, yes. Wizard.

You are so right actually

Thank you, haiku bot, for finding something lovely in my irritation.

its always so odd when someone follows you without even liking a single post of yours. what did you follow me for mysterious stranger. what post did you like. did you like a post from fuckoff narnia years of my blog where i posted about some bullshit i don't post about anymore or a post i made 5 minutes ago

as a feminist i support recreational abortion

i have mixed feelings about competitive

I don’t think poison is as likely as magic spell

Hole Wizard, what is your advice?

Well, I as a completely objective observer with no stakes in this at all, think you should eat the entire thing

I’m sure it’s an awesome magic spell that will only do nice and radical things

And the newly formed wizard sized hole in my kitchen has nothing to do with it?

Oooh I wouldn’t worry about that. I’m sure it will close up on its own. Just don’t keep too close and eye on it, watched pots and all that y’know…

I feel really safe and secure around you man :)

:)

*bubbles malevolently*...

You all are the coolest people I vaguely know

this is hands down my single favorite post ive ever made that got notes

I sincerely hope that the OP realizes that gramma was very likely quoting that cartoon.

the cartoon that was drawn and posted based on my post? probably not, but i guess we can never know

i’ve made this exact post before but idc. best part of the entire Saw franchise is in Jigsaw after the first group trap happens and someone is eviscerated*, they go to the next room and Billy the puppet trikes out, as he is wont to do, and a character literally goes “um, THATS not creepy at all” and it made me so mad i instantly went blind for like 15 seconds and had a pulsing headache like my brain was trying to run away

this format is fucking horrifying