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If carp could speak they would all have French accents

more women in media should be pathetic and unhinged and evil and big losers and walk around covered in blood and have body hair and fuck other women

idk who needs to hear this but you can use whatever pronouns you want. like regardless of your gender. if you like being referred to with a specific sound then you can use it. it doesn't necessarily mean you're on the way to finding out your gender is something other than you thought it was either, sometimes you just like using unconventional pronouns and it's not really a big deal

hey OP are you open to constructive criticism? 

@ everyone who treated me poorly, I am sexier than you

@ everyone who treated me well, you have made me sexier than those who have treated me poorly

Here’s to 98 years of getting Narsty and leaving your friends behind

Here’s to 99 years of getting Narsty and leaving your friends behind

Here’s to 100 years of sloppy hole

Y’all hate feminine Nb people so much, it’s so obvious

It’s the same for masculine nb people too... y’all just hate nb people who aren’t androgynous

Anyways if ur nb and you don’t dress androgynous, I love you. This goes for he/him nbs who dress feminine and she/her nb who dress masculine as well. Also to gender fluid nb people who only dress one way.

you’re all full of shit, y’all may hate the man, but i bet if you saw your president getting attacked, no matter how much you dislike him or disagree with him, I BET 93% of you will jump in and defend the fucker with your life, you’d fight to the death if you must, to save that hateful orange.

I would literally do crack to hit him harder