ātheyā (1 word) is shorter than āhe or sheā (3 words)
ātheyā is more inclusive than āhe/sheā
āthemselfā flows more naturally than āhim or herselfā
ātheyā is less clunky than ā(s)heā
itās time to replace the awkward āshe or heā
āhey can you go ask they what does they want for dinner, and when is they coming over to watch movies with they?ā
āHey, can you go ask them what they want for dinner, and when theyāre coming over to watch movies?ā
Step one is learning how to talk like a human person.
Friendly reminder:
āI shouldnāt like to punish anyone, even if theyād done me wrong.ā āGeorge Eliot, The Mill on the Floss (1860)
āA person canāt help their birth.ā āWilliam Thackeray, Vanity Fair (1848)
āBut to expose the former faults of any person, without knowing what their present feelings were, seemed unjustifiable.ā āJane Austen, Pride and Prejudice (1813)
āEvery Fool can do as theyāre bid.ā āJonathan Swift, Polite Conversation (1738)
āSo likewise shall my heavenly Father do also unto you, if ye from your hearts forgive not every one his brother their trespasses.ā āKing James Bible, Matthew 18:35 (transl. 1611)
āGod send every one their heartās desire!ā āWilliam Shakespeare, Much Ado About Nothing (~1600)
āNow this king did keepe a great house, that euerie body might come and take their meat freely.ā āSir Philip Sidney, the Arcadia (1580)
āIf ⦠a psalme scape any person, or a lesson, or els yt they omyt one verse or twayneā¦ā āWilliam Bonde, The Pylgrimage of Perfection (1526)
āAnd whoso fyndeth hym out of swich blame, / They wol come up and offre a GoddĆ©s nameā āGeoffrey Chaucer, The Pardonerās Tale (~1380)
āþan hastely hiČed eche wiČt on hors & on fote, / huntyng wiČt houndes alle heie wodes, / til þei neyČþed so neiČh to nymphe þe soþe [Then hastily hied each person on horse and on foot / hunting with hounds all the high woods / ātil they came so near, to tell the truth]ā āWilliam and the Werwolf (transl. ~1350-1375)
āBath ware made sun and mon, / Aiþer wit þer ouen light [Both were made sun and moon / Either with their own light]ā āCursor Mundi (~1325)
Weāve been using they/them/their pronouns to indicate a person with unspecified gender for a long ass fucking time. The only reason itās become a big issue lately is because it can be used as a semi-respectful term for trans and non-binary folks and we canāt have that can we
These fucks are literally trying to change our language to hurt trans/nb folks, and claiming thatās just the way its always been
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Singular ātheyā predates
Singular āyouā








