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"Close Personal Friend Mr. Drugs" has had me roaring with laughter for the last few minutes.

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daff-the-butch-beamer

how it feels to hear steven yeun (keith kogane) say some gay shit through the body of zuko avatar

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veliseraptor

love writing a post and then discarding it immediately. microdosing on having an opinion

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organell

youngtitan213

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crabussy

just saw a chair so photogenic I had to reevaluate my feelings towards plastic furniture

crabussy

do you see this. beyond ridiculous

crabussy

what are our thoughts

I understand your feelings for the chair robin crabussy

unpost this right now you strange strange man

Voting ended onAug 12

crabussy

I hired a wizard to cast png on it. effervescent

arrow-ettes

how it's feeling rn

storm-of-the-swarm

[trying not to vaguepost] sometimes a post on my dashboard says something i dont agree with

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animentality

superhero-justice

Percy Jackson being mistaken for a deity is everything to me.

invisible-goats

saw an ad outside a local restaurant that said "have a star-crossed dinner this valentine's day"

do...do people not know being star-crossed is bad?

"come here and have a dinner that's cursed by fate"

3liza

everone in the replies going "no it isnt" and "ive never heard it used that way before" take a look around at what and who you are surrounding yourself with. ignorance is contagious, never just assume you know the actual literal meaning of anything, look it up

tzikeh

Did no one in the replies read Romeo and Juliet in school? It's the source of the phrase. It's in the Prologue -- the first lines of the play:

Two households, both alike in dignity (In fair Verona, where we lay our scene), From ancient grudge break to new mutiny, Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean. From forth the fatal loins of these two foes, A pair of star-cross'd lovers take their life Whose misadventured piteous overthrows Doth with their death bury their parents’ strife. The fearful passage of their death-marked love And the continuance of their parents’ rage, Which, but their children’s end, naught could remove, Is now the two hours’ traffic of our stage; The which, if you with patient ears attend, What here shall miss, our toil shall strive to mend.

This is shit you learn in 8th-grade English. You folks in the replies... wow.

the-haiku-bot

This is shit you learn

in 8th-grade English. You folks

in the replies… wow.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

girldraki

kind of harmonically beautiful

funky-insanitear

merrimentsmight

U dont understand i had to write the first 70,000 words because if i didnt the sex wouldnt be as perilous or emotionally fraught. Which is the POINT.

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Kataang comm I madee

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