Killed the holy spirit with my cell phone

they should invent an 8-9:30 pm that's seven hours

dont look at me with those big beautiful eyes im trying to be Weird and evil to you

i looked up the source for this and its from an anime where a dude has to keep a constant boner for a month straight or he loses his house

is this the episode where he lost his house

I have not stopped thinking about this even once for the last 8 years

maybe we will be keychains on the same key ring in the next life

no matter the struggles there is always ao3 in bed

imo one of the funniest genres of dude is the ones who post shit on social media like "in 2024 I don't have time for fake friends" "so many people trying to betray you and stab you in the back, can't trust anyone but yourself" "I got a lot of enemies, a lot of people praying on my downfall" and then they work at like the mall or something like bro what kind of life are you leading there cannot be that many people out to get you

upon further reflection the type of guy I was trying to describe here is just drake fans

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more women should have the body of a snake imo

more women should have 4 arms

"best I can do is going above and beyond the call of duty"

Maybe I can convince y'all to act right by framing things in terms of social engineering. People will be a whole lot more likely to do whatever shit you're trying to hector them into doing if you're not constantly being a dick the whole time. Being niceys is a powerful social engineering tool such as all of the times I have maliciously manipulated people into fulfilling my whims using an evil sociopathic manipulation technique i like to call "asking nice and then saying thanks after"