Abandone All Hole, Ye Who Enter Here

this is just truthslop.you believe it because it happens to conform to reality

omg did you seriously invite the torturer 😐

must feel so good to be soil absorbing rain

Minigolf course-ass house

it’s their month

nobody else doing it like me. particularly because the way i’m doing it is needlessly difficult

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

I asked my 3-year-old son Jebthony what he thought about the government and he said "Donald Trump is a perfidious tyrant and his machinations must be opposed" and I said "Shit, dude, those are some big-ass words for a 3-year-old" and he said "You can see how I have already surpassed even you, mother. Soon I will be terrible and inexorable, like a god." Kids are so cute ❤️