Knife emoji is my constant mood

Alto I think you deserve this ✨

WHAT THE FUCK LMAO

I spat out orange juice all over the screen 😂

Scientists accidentally made glow in the dark cats while trying to cure FIV. This is a real thing. They spliced them with jelly fish genes and now their fur glows under UV light. Splicing cat and jellyfish to cure an illness but accidentally getting cool glowing cats is pretty Sephiroth

used to enjoy throwing swords at his friends' heads for fun

caused the plot of ff7 because he got a little too excited while playfighting with genesis

basically told zack to let hollander run because shrug whatever

wastes shampoo every single time he bathes

dragged angeal into a silent hill scooby doo fest because "muh sword"

secretly wants to skip around in flower fields with mommy

willingly yeeted himself off a fucking bridge into raging floodwater

threw a ball of materia at cloud's nuts before doing a sick triple flip and nyoooooming

sat on the fucking floor of the temple of the ancients because he was tired of standing around ig

floated around upside down explaining multiverse shit

canonically gets the zoomies whenever cloud is in the same room as him

✧✦✧ "Fragments" - episode 89 ✧✦✧

Plausible deniability.

IZUNIA THIS IS CURSED WHYYYYYYYY

The main SOLDIER lounge in less than twenty seconds:

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> opens my email

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> launches a software