a useful bottom

wdym for no apparent reason it's because it's awesome

what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post

DOES IT NOT STOP

Scratching your vaginer through your baggy jeans pocket #yes

the mystery bruises you're getting aren't from anemia or something stupid like that. they're from me. i go into your house while you're asleep and softly hit you with hammers until i am satisfied

favorite thing about tumblr is having a fandom in law. no i haven't watched this show and i'm not planning to. but my moot is having fun!! look how much they love it!!! i'm supportive from the sidelines!

hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

reminder to use your library’s resources so that they continue to be funded

hope tumblr lasts another 20 years so i can liveblog my midlife crisis

Regular Couple

this ended homophobia

happy pride month