the Star Wars universe is great because you read enough you eventually find out things like the fact that the Stormtrooper whose armor Luke stole in Episode IV was gay and in an affair with fucking Grand Moff Tarkin, which is a completely canonical fact that I am not making up.
this is him, by the way. His name is TK-421, and he is the star of the short story βOf MSE-6 And Menβ.Β He owns a mouse droid and is in an affair with a superior officer, who turns out to Tarkin.
The next time you watch a New Hope, keep in mind Luke is wearing the armor of a man who knew Tarkin sexually. The armor Luke is wearing when he says the iconic lineΒ βIβm Luke Skywalker, Iβm here to rescue youβ has more than likely been on the floor of Tarkinβs bedroom.
since Iβm getting naysayers about this again!
The actual officer whom the trooper is in a relationship goes unspecified within the book, and isnβt listed as Tarkin specifically
However.
The officer is described as; wearing a grey suit, continuously bragging about the strength of the Death Star, and having the highest level of clearance aboard the Death Star, which is how he is able to send secret messages to TK-421
At one point the officer says he wonβt be interrogating Princess Leia because Darth Vader will be doing it, meaning heβs definitely high enough in the chain of command to know that about Vader
At one point the officer jokes he just gave anΒ βexplosiveβ demonstration. The story takes place right around the time Alderaan is blown up.Β
According to someone on Reddit, the Audible version of the story uses Tarkinβs voice for the officer in question
Itβs Tarkin.Β
I have this book and the Audible version and can confirm that nearly every word of this is true (note: the voice is, like, obviously not Peter Cushing, but itβsβ¦ pretty clearly Tarkin) except! There is one note here that is ABSOLUTELY incorrect.
That armor has never been on the floor of Tarkinβs bedroom. He is very proud of his carpet and the armor goes on the chair by his bed.
Note: the country hick accent thing is because this is their first in-person meeting and TK-421 thinks Tarkin will be into that.
You guys are never gonna believe this but the author was a marine biologist
There are many benefits to being a marine biologist
My new favorite Tumblr post.
