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gumi-megpoidd

having a normal conversation

guiltiest-gear

I bear this cross, and you choose to stomp on me

Is my pain and suffering not enough to satisfy you?

Must you rend my bones to dust and my flesh to mince?

Is the blood spilled from your own kind near enough to quench your bloodlust?

I hope maybe in my infinitesimal moment of pain and suffering, you find my soul resting in eternal damnation as I drag you into the jaws of Satan personally

gumi-megpoidd

yes, i must.

i am your antithesis, the opposite of everything you stand for.

i will continue until the burns out, until the stars cease their twinkle, until this universe in nothing more than an endless void.

#Genuinely obsessed with this interaction

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0sbrain

Tumblr added a bunch of tracking shit to share urls, so now ill teach you how to get rid of them

if you copy a url by sharing on the website, the link will look like this

getting rid of tracking in these is easy, just delete everything after the question mark and you are golden

in the case for the app, its slightly more complicated

first you have to delete at. that appears before tumblr(.)com the other tracking shit on this one has a lot more info, so please, clean app urls. after the first set of numbers, there's a / you have to delete everything after it

a clean Tumblr url should look like this

blog safely

big-papa-huge-time

Removing this garbage makes posts embed on discord btw

zessdeluxe

That's almost it for this Pride Month. Before we go, there's one more thing we'd like to show you. Please take a look:

stardust-rushing

#Two!

imaveryevilgirl

y'know working for the mafia ain't all it used to be

ya used to be able to send people to sleep with the fishes, and now ya get responses like "nature's fleshlight" and a rant about some gas station sushi

can't even crack skulls anymore since cracking took on a new meanin

guy owed me $67 yesterday. had to break both his kneecaps cause he wouldn't stop doin the hand gestures after the first one.

oh and don't even get me STARTED on goons. some people, I tell ya

rbremington

Transfem with an Adam’s Apple? Hell nah that’s Eve’s Apple

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squeakitties

#Girl threw in a fun fact at the end

tomhoppusdelonge

i bet being stabbed to the hilt feels so fucking good actually

the-haiku-bot

i bet being stabbed

to the hilt feels so fucking

good actually

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

prokopetz

Evil overlord who seems to be attempting to seduce you to the side of darkness with their devious sexual wiles, but when you try to accept they're taken completely by surprise because the possibility had genuinely never occurred to them – it turns out they're just kind of like Like That.

prokopetz

They thought teleporting behind you and firmly caressing your shoulders with their great bladed gauntlets while whispering directly into your ear in discordant polyphony about how all humans naturally crave subjugation was a power move. You were supposed to be intimidated.

cuunos

you've heard of nicknames and nicholasnames. now, get ready for what i've been calling reagan names. where you take a bastardization of a name and keep going. tip: you need to be very stupid to think this is funny

examples:

max -> maximilian -> mr million

conrad -> connie -> confirmation bias -> propaganda -> the proper gander

rolan -> rolan vehicle -> grand theft auto -> san andreas -> andy -> supermandy -> the superbowl

gauntletqueen

IT FUCKIN YURI DAAAAAAAAAAAY

gauntletqueen

GMORNING GIRLIES IT'S YURI DAY AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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himejoshi-doll

When a girl has her armpits out

pretty-pink-kiwi-pup

When a girls bush is visible

imaveryevilgirl

new strain of weed called DID giving your alters alters

sygol

Hi I'm 1 years old and learning to read through your posts. Cigarette.

very good job using your words! will someone get this toddling bitch a smoke

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nudityandnerdery

Just a casual reminder that posting on the internet about how you would want to do physical harm to members of the US government is something that they can (and will) detain you over, so just be careful what you say in public spaces like, uh, on Tumblr.

nudityandnerdery

I have got bad news for you about how connecting to the internet works and how corporations will respond to requests from the government.

hearthfire-heartfire

this is your semi-regular reminder that tumblr has cooperated with the fbi to hand over user information in a very public way at least once. and that's not the only way the feds can collect information on you either

cooking-with-hailstones

A web page that tells you what your browser gave away the moment you arrived. No login, no form, no permission. Most pages do this. None of

Please click on this link if you still think you have any real anonymity online

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