That Chick you follow on tumblr

im glad that my extended family seem to be vaguely aware that im nonbinary but it makes christmas funny because most of my aunts have a very simply formula of "the girls get perfume and the boys get cologne" . and they seem to have realised they cant really do that for me, but havent come up with a consistent genderless solution yet. so each year is a delightful surprise. plain unbranded soap. those gloves with touch screen fingerpads. one year i got TWO different puzzle books. its a fascinating look into the minds of cis people and i appreciate it so much.

“I don’t take the bus because children annoy me” is the most “I’ve never ridden the bus before” take. it’s almost never kids “causing issues” on the public bus. it’s almost always a 60 year old white person who is inexplicably enraged at everyone around them and also hopelessly lost

my "I'm with the boomers on this one" take is that I should not need an app to park my fucking car. increasingly when I'm out and about and need to use public parking, the only option is an app. no. no. give me a meter I can plug the loose change from the bottom of my purse into. worst comes to absolute worst give me a machine to insert my credit card which prints a receipt for the dashboard of my car (I don't like those either but at least they are on site). "to pay for parking, download our app!" why don't you download my ass

little miss awful body temperature regulation is taking his hoodie off again

little miss awful body temperature regulation has put his hoodie back on

awful back body has his hoodie little miss on put regulation temperature

stop that put my words back normal style

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!

@mayakern this reminds me of rodeos moment in zooika

LMAO you’re so right

I've gone fifteen years on this website without absorbing any information about homestuck and I'm not about to start now

"ccute baby bunny compilation" "cutest rabbit videos!" "cute bunny so sweet every video" NO. i want FUNNY rabbit. i want rabbit STUPID compilatiom. I want every video of a rabbit thumping over some inane thing . i want a compilation of ever rabbit thats ever jumped in a trash bin. show me the goddamn animal

To me in 2016: if youre still on this website, fuck you but i understand

girl youre not gonna believe this

when stella alonso said “I’d gotten used to being single, and I doubted the reality of love could live up to my fantasies of it, so I didn’t even try.” i felt it in my bones soul