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Despite your reputation as a Dark Lord, you have a strict moral code. So when a young girl showing signs of abuse wandered into your realm, you took her in. Now the neighboring kingdom is acusing you of kidnapping their princess. You have to choose between returning her to her abusors or war.
You choose war. You have a reputation to uphold after all, and you reason that itād be good to overthrow the abusive rulers of the neighboring kingdom and put an ally on the throne. For purely selfish reasons of course. Just a means of expanding your empire, nothing more. And luckily for you, you have a guest who will likely be more than happy to help if you were to ask her.
But that can wait. Your guest is tired, jumpy, and understandably in need of time to rest and recover. You wonāt need her help for the warfare aspect anyway. You ensure your demonic servants will protect her with their lives and make her feel safe and welcome. Then you set aside some time in your busy schedule of conquest to check on the poor girl. Purely to determine whether sheās in prime condition for manipulating, of course. Your future puppet ruler will be more likely to cooperate if you build a solid foundation of respect and trust, after all.
Years of serving as the Dark Lord have taught you that your minions work harder when you treat them well. So you provide your young guest with everything she requests, within reason of course. She says she hasnāt slept well lately because her stuffed animal was left behind when she fled home. You ask if there are any other things of hers she misses from her old home. With a now completed list, you send your most covert operatives to the enemy palace to execute a most wicked heist of a stuffed animal and the princessās dog dubbed Sir Meatball, as well as a few books she would read for comfort. You congratulate yourself on how evil it is of you to steal a dog. And just for good measure you have your minions perform reconnaissance on the palace. Youāll have to invade it soon anyway. May as well multitask.
The interesting thing is the hero the enemy sends to fight you. The chosen one it would seem, although it continues to baffle you how young he is. Young and impressionable. He barely knows how to hold that magic sword he wields. Itās barely light enough for him to lift. You send your winged minions to carry him toward your evil castle of dread and terror. You greet him at the landing pad on the roof. He insists on dueling you, even as his sword shakes in his sweaty palms. The prophecy says he will defeat you in a one-on-one duel. Very well, you decide. If something goes wrong you have medics on hand. You wouldnāt want someone to die from a friendly duel. Heās no match for you, you soon find. You humor him for a while. He obviously came a long way to duel you after all, and you can tell heās trying very hard to hit you with that sword. You give him a few passing tips as you fight, and he thanks you awkwardly.
Then the princess interrupts your duel. āMaximus!ā She chides, āyou promised to take me dragon riding this afternoon!ā
You turn to your dark secretary of doom, Jerry, who squints at the evil schedule of hopelessness and cries out. āAh! Sheās right, my lord. My sincerest apologies.ā
āThatās alright, my faithful minion,ā you say while holding the tip of the chosenās sword between two fingers. āThis whole duel thing was a bit of a spontaneous thing, and I should have looked at the schedule first.ā You look down at the boy. āIām sorry, child, but it seems I have a commitment to fulfill with the dear princess. Can we reschedule this duel for a later date?ā
āWh-what? No! The duel has already started, you canāt just back out like that!ā He says, trying with all his might to pry his sword free from your grip.
āVery well,ā you say with a sigh. āIn that case, I forfeit, and you win the duel by default. There, that fulfills the prophecy. Would you like a ride home?ā
The chosen one blinks with shock. āI-ā
āOh, what am I saying? Youāve come all this way, you must be exhausted. You ought to stay for dinner later. Weāre having doom chicken soup of eternal darkness! Itās absolutely to die for.ā
The boy looks at the princess quizzically. She assures him itās just normal chicken soup. You vehemently deny this, saying youāre evil cook of evilness Frederick is supernaturally good at his job, and to refer to the fruits of his labor as ājust normal soupā would be an insult to all the work he puts in.
You take the princess dragon-riding, and later that evening during dinner the chosen one breaks down crying. You ask him whatās wrong. He opens up about his confusion. Heād spent his entire journey up on this point dreading the responsibility thrust upon him. Heād barely survived several encounters with monsters and demons and now that heās here, heās questioning his entire perspective. After all, he says, youāve been treating him better than anyone ever did back home and despite the spiky black armor you seem so genuinely kind. He doesnāt know what to do, he confesses.
You reassure him that no one expects anything of him, and that he can stay as long as heād like, or he could simply go back home in the morning. You wonāt stop him. He says he still has to fulfill the other half of the prophecy, freeing the princess from those who would cause her harm. The princess assures him that she is not in any danger where she is, and that if he really wants to fulfill the prophecy he ought to help you overthrow her parents.
And so you adopt kid number two.
2020 is almost over and all I gotta say is what the fuck was that
are you one of those fuckin time travelers
date of origin of opās post: october 4th, 2018
What the fuck op
Why is it so hard for people to understand that asexuals don't experience SEXUAL attraction!! But!! They still experience ROMANTIC attraction!! Like I wanna date someone but NOT yk do it with them. Ever. Or with anyone else.
WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT
YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THATāS THE POINT
āI AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESSā āoh hey sabrina.ā
I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought youād grow into when you were a kid
taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere,Ā
every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, youād never run out of āyour sizeā again
and you wouldnāt have to work for it at all, and youād never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.
I donāt see how this is much of a downside
When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve
Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldnāt kill me becauseĀ everyone would know
Thatās great but have you considered
~cosplay
~Halloween costumes
~acting
~cosplay
~stretching to reach stuff and shrinking to fit through spaces
~cosplay
~cosplay
~COSPLAY
imagine being at work minding your business and then suddenly you look out the window and see like a 50ft tall flamingo and then someone just says āoh, yeah, thatās just pete, he does this sometimes, donāt worryā
āBRB, gonna be a cat-sized dragon for a few hours. Might come home a foot taller with mood tattoos.ā
āDonāt antagonize the fae.ā
āI AM the fae, Susan.ā
Also, considerā people will know itās you, but it doesnāt say theyāll know what you are. āSo is Pete a 50 foot flamingo who changes into a man, or the other way around?ā āWe.. we donāt know. Barbara asked him once, but he just grinned. She said they werenāt the teeth of a human OR flamingo and she didnāt want to talk about it.ā
Iconic post
LEMME BE A DRAGON I DONT CARE IF YOU KNOW ITS ME
Iāve seriously only seen screenshots of this post before though
This is legendary
āI AM HERE FOR YOUR SOULSā
āGeorge, did you forget your coffee?ā
ok but like the only difference here is if you dont press it you cant shapeshift. theres no loss in pressing it
*SLAMS THE BUTTON AS HARD AS I CAN*
yeets into button
Ooh! I can be an indoraptor!
*yeets myself into the button at Mach 20 speed*
I WANT THIS ABILITY
*yeets myself at the button at near the speed of light*
*bangs my face on the button so hard I shapeshift into a humanoid Gumby*
You could have a FLAT FUCKING CHEST AND EVERYBODY WOULD STILL KNOW YOU AS YOU
HELL YES
YES YES YES YES YES

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What color should I dye my hair?? I donāt care what color really I just need suggestions. Itās naturally a dark brown so yeah šš
help me out guys. reblog this, like this. for every note, everything is pushed back a day for him. I need your help. he doesnāt believe itās possible to help him. but itās entirely possible, especially with your help. I know these are so sporadic and clichĆ© to an extent along with becoming so popular on here, but please. I appreciate every single note
REBLOGGGGG LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT
BREAK THE POST BREAK THE POST!!!!
REBLOG LIKE YOUR LIFE IS ON THE LINE.
this could save a life!!! i have to rb this : V
REBLOG LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT
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mine is ptipi
Noah
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ask-iy-dio
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imma just do my first name, shortened totllyforgotyouwerehere
Wnn-cffeeexple
Uhhhh ah I see
Yvoimidio
(My name has a - in it)
But wowwww, thats wow
Roubledp wow
dultkiddo
Or
Adultkddo
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(it is my last name so)
rboy wow ok
āwhy bother writing bisexual characters if they just end up in a m/f relationshipā
my dude
my guy
my pal
stop talking forever
Oh I have never reblogged faster in my life
Watching my bi friendsā identities get erased when theyāre in m/f relationships makes me think itās even MORE important to write bi characters in m/f relationships and then be REALLY BLATANT about the fact that one or both of them is bi.
I had a bi friend who was dating a girl and when he said anything about being bi she would laugh and say āthat doesnāt matter cuz youāre with meā. Never been so happy to hear a friend broke up with a partner
As a bi woman whoās in a m/f relationship, whoās favorite oc is a bi man in a m/f relationship. This is very important to me!
husband kissed me this morning and murmured āmlm/wlw solidarity[1]ā which is frankly the entire point of bi folks of different genders ending up together
[1] pronounced mlem and wooloowoo
Reblog if itās ok for people to give you $599.99

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Hnnnnng I love my friends so muchh
āYour hair is so softā¦ā
Ship: Stucky
Word count: 771
Prompt: āYour hair is so softā¦ā
Warning(s):Ā character death
Summary: No Captain America AU/preserum AU where Buckyās last words to Steve before he left wereĀ āYour hair is so soft..ā
Steve was half asleep when Bucky left. Heād known this day was coming for weeks, the day Bucky would leave for the war. Heād anxiously marked off days on his calendar, determined to be brave and supportive, even if it was only for his boyfriend. Bucky had sat up as soon as his alarm went off, Steve remembered the loud, obnoxious ringing luring him back to consciousness and away from the world in his head. As Bucky had gotten up, Steve sat up, rubbing his eyes with his small, skinny hands and looking at the taller man as he dressed up in his neat uniform.
No
Why would you make me cry like that
NO
IM NOT CRYING YOU ARE
Reblog if you are a whore, depressed, or have a low battery rn
heye every one.
i have on important announcemen t to make.
sam.

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Excellent advice! Passing it along~
In case y'all didnāt know.
for future me
I will need this
Zuko - High kicks completely over his head regularly. Kicks through metal (with shoes) and a solid wood table (barefoot). Able to balance easily on one foot on a half broken table. Master of dual broadswords. Hops around like its nobodies business. Is practically a ninja.
Zuko⦠WHY DO YOU RELY SO HEAVILY ON YOUR BENDING?
Maybe the Fire Nation considers firebending the most important form of attack/defense and everything else is inferior, so as Prince of the Fire Nation he has to primarily use firebending as it is the Most Honorableā¢
(Also Zuko is far too powerful and if he relied on his greatest skills the series would have been over by book 1)
Youāre probably right. He was probably taught that itās all firebending and that makes me MAD.
This boy fucking shatteredĀ a likely steel (maybe iron) chain with a single kick and he could have done so much more damage.
ALSO. This puts him kicking Sokka in the head in a whole new perspective. That kick could have absolutely decimatedĀ Sokka if Zuko was trying. Like⦠Sokka hun when you said Zuko was no longer trying to kill you you didnāt even know that the closest you came was within 5 minutes of meeting this boy.
AU where Zuko is just 5% more unhinged
Zuko 5% unhinged could have ended that 100 year war in a few months out of sheer spite.
Zuko 5% more unhinged wouldāve become firelord as soon as he recovered from the Agni Kai
Are we talking about his first Agni Kai or the final Agni Kai? Either is funny, especially with Zuko being 13 in one scenario.
I meant the first one. But now that I think about it, how funny would it be if Zuko started dismantling the war after his fight with Zhao? Like this admiral gets his as handed to him by a 16 year old who immediately declares heās going to end the war. Word doesnāt reach the Firelord until a few days before Zuko bangs on the palace doors demanding a duel for the throne, the only catch is that fire bending is only allowed once during the duel
Actually, him doing this after anyĀ of his Agni Kai fights would be hilarious.
13 year old Zuko, now the Fire Lord and dismantling the war effort. No one can stop him. Iroh is giving vague advice and doing nothing to stop this angry tiny teenager. Nothing can be done. Heās threatened over half the generals and most of the nobility for trying to speak against him. (teenagers have no fear, heād just bulldoze through the council)
16 year old Zuko, just having defeated Zhao and decided heās done with the war andĀ his father. Word might not reach Ozai until Zukoās almost at the palace, but you bet the Gaang heard, is on there way and are going to laugh as the Fire Lord is brought down by his angry teenage son. (They may or may not offer him a ride to get him there quicker because they want to witness Ozai fail at fighting off an angsty Zuko.)
16 year old Zuko, just healed after being struck by lightning immediately standing up, walking to the generals and telling them to get their troops the fuck out of the Earth Kingdom and Water Tribe areas before he challenges themĀ to an Agni Kai. (He knows Katara would flip on anyone dumb enough to take him up on it while injured. Heād still try and fight anyway.)
Zuko deciding after an Agni Kai that heās just doneĀ is now my favorite thing.
Okay look, this is. The best thing. I have ever had the privilege of reading with my own eyes. And I am so tempted to write it out in a short fic.
One, I would love a fic of this and would absolutely read it. Like, would read it so many times.
Two, how dare you leave this in the tags?
#i am so close to actually trying to write out the scenario after the agni kai with Zhao#like I am SO CLOSE#Because just imagins Aang catching wind of it and running to the gaang like#Aang: Zukoās ending the war#Katara: what? thats crazy weāre ending the war and heās out enemy#Aang: no. no. heās already ending the war Katara#Aang: hes almost to the firenation and heās going to fist fight his dad#Sokka: okay⦠this I have to see⦠lets give him a ride#and so they do#they escort him to the fire nation all the while hyping him up#and then they get there and Zuko challenges him#and tells him that by his honor he is only allowed to use firebending once during the dual#and if he uses it again all that honor is gone#Ozaiās just like aight bet#and then loses when Zuko lands a swinging kick to his head and Knocks him out. the bitch is probably close to death at this point#but who the fuck knows?#not that anybody cares#Aang might care for like two seconds#but after that heās just like#hell yeah wars over time to party
Imagine Sokkaās reaction, heās all pumped up for the greatest (mostly) non-bending fight of the century and then Zuko nearly kills Ozai with a single kick
The same kick that Zuko used to fling him harmlessly into the snow back at the southern water tribe
Like Sokka just realizes that kick could have decimated him
The part of me that ships Zukka just reminded me that Sokka seems to have a thing for people that can kick his ass and/or are royalty and all I can imagine is Sokka staring at him in realization and in the background.
āSokka noā
āKatara, I donāt think I get a choice.ā
I had to draw it
Wonderful, absolutely wonderful.
Sokka is absolutely enamoured and nothing can stop him now.
Now. Imagine: Zuko challenging Ozai to an Agni Kai during the eclipse, tho. Like. Hahah. Yeah. Ozai would die so hard without fire at his beck and call.
This post has only gotten better with time.
I love this post with a passion
Imagine if your a grown and bitter adult and a literal child starts demanding things from you. Repercussions of not listening to Angry Child? A fight you could never hope to win. Angry teenagers are some of the scariest humans. Angry teenagers that can snap metal no problem with a kick are absolutely terrifying. Zuko would be an unstoppable political force.
Zuko just tells Katara and Sokka if they have issues to use him as a threat. He wouldnāt even ask whyĀ theyāre using him as a threat. Heād show up to the Northern Water Tribe likeĀ āWhatās up? Iām 16, the Fire Lord, angry, and can break metal with a single kick. Quit making their life harder.ā
(Somehow in this universe they still need Toph, sheād love this version of Zuko)
Oh.
Aang finds and wants Toph as his earthbending teacher after Zuko becomes Fire Lord. Her parents wonāt let her go. Aang literally pulls theĀ āOne of my friends is the actual Fire Lord and he willĀ kick down that wall to help me make a pointā. They donāt believe him? They find a busted wall, a delighted Toph, and a vaguely amused Fire Lord.
I really love this, but I was thinking of Azula drilling through the wall. Zuko hook kicks her off and shatters the drill like glass. Zuko and Toph would be the two physically strongest people in the series.
Azula screams like a child whoās toy got broken by their sibling (I mean that is what it would be). I feel like everyone would be staring in horror at Zuko as he just walks off like he didnāt just break it.
Zuko is just so badass but what I really love about him is his gentle nature. Instead of using his strength and ability like Ozai and Azula, he used it to help the nations heal.
Thereās no doubt in my mind that Zuko most likely could have beat Team Avatar with Azula by his side if Zuko wasnāt so kind.
Itās sad to think that Azula and Zuko didnāt bond because hey would have been such a badass duo.
Zuko is indeed incredibly gentle by nature. He goes out of his way fairly often to avoid badly harming anyone.
If they had gotten along, it would be a terrifying force of nature.
Iām sobbing because I love this
Iron is just in the background sometimes teaching Zuko new firebending techniques to help him (not that he needs it)