oh sure blame the guy whose fault it is

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oh sure blame the guy whose fault it is

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i am so obsessed with the way dan and phil perform a whole ass song every tour when it has absolutely nothing to do with their regular content and neither of them are particularly vocally trained. like they really woke up one day when writing tatinof and said fuck it
Hear me out!
Dan and Phil Hard Launch Tour idea:
Dan in one of these:
And Phil launches him straight out of a cartoonishly large Richard and straight into the audience
Your friend’s unpublished fic idea is kind of a dead wife
i also want to read this guy’s dead wife
making a collection
Wait I have more

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Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!
DID MY YAOI STICKERS ARRIVE
it was my bachelor’s degree 😑
this is an appreciation post for anyone who has ever tolerated me
I like when fic length/book length/movie length is its own punchline
characters: Ah, I'm so glad that's all over now :). But luckily that's done and dealt with and we can all resume our normal lives now :)
fic length: Chapter 9 out of 48
Odysseus: Thank you for the concern, but brother, I can assure you Our journey is almost done.
Song 11 of 40

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was measuring out some sugar and i scooped out one spoonful and fucking said "two." i didn't know you could even lose count that fast
muoio malissimo
What a funny story...
okay context for the non-italians. long story short: it's pretty much impossible from an engineering perspective. there are very strong and swirly currents that make it not feasible to just build a bridge where the coasts are the closest - it would have to be built in a spot where the distance between the coasts is wider, a little too much for a bridge possibly, but also, like, outside of the cities, which means it would still be quicker for people to step on the ferry than drive all the way to the bridge. the ferry is quick, cheap, also they've introduced sustainable non-polluting boats, so, literally no one in either sicily or calabria wants a useless bridge, even if it could be built safely.
on top of that... it's a seismic area. you really don't want to make engineering experiments there.
governments have tried to figure out a way to build that bridge at least from the 60s, afaik, but engineers have just come to the conclusion that nope.
also: people in sicily and calabria have reason to believe that if a project like that gets given the green light, it will end up fattening the pockets of corrupted politicians and mafia groups.
pretty straightforward right? yeah... NOPE!
the italian right has been waving the proposal of building that bridge for decades. every once in a while, when you think you're free, BAM the right-wing politician genius of the moment comes up with the law proposal to build the bridge. it used to be berlusconi, now berlusconi is dead, recently it's been salvini. they propose to build the bridge, the left says "what the fuck", and the right goes see!! the left doesn't want progress and development for the country!! they want the country to languish and die!!
(in the meanwhile taxpayers' euros go into paying commissions that need to figure out how to build the bridge, ignoring that there's been a billion commissions over almost a century that have all come to the conclusion that nope.)
(also remember what i said about corrupted politicians and mafia groups? well try to guess the reason it's the right-wing parties that keep insisting on building this fucking bridge.)
it's become a total national joke. mention the bridge on the strait to an italian, they'll laugh as they go through the 5 stages of italian political grief.
That f*cking bridge has caused so many problems and it doesn't even exist.
The figment of imagination and collective delirium of a selected few has had so much real impact... *flips a coffee table in frustration*
post: I noticed that in act 1 there's a loaded gun mounted on the wall there. I bet by the end of act 2 it will have been fired
all the replies: you're a fucking idiot
*after act 2*
all the replies: how the fuck did you know that
can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"
thank you wikipedia for this really good image
a helpful mnemonic for everyone
no other social media platform has lore quite like tumblr’s
the gods that haunt this place are unlike any others
I just saw a tiktok comment saying that tumblr right now is like a place recovered from being irradiated
Sign outside Tumblr: “This place is not a place of honor. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. Nothing valued is here. …”
id: screenshot of tags reading “the wildlife carries on in the ruins like nothing ever happened”
Sometimes you can hear voices from the trees...
I like your shoelaces
Thanks, I pulled them out of a stump filled with fae water and now it wards off the President

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me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤
the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup
LIFE SERIES CRANE WIVES COLLAB GRIAN WHAT??!??!
(From today’s stream (22/5/26) at around 90mins!!)
And what if i burst into tears.
What if i burst into tears.