汝の罪を記す蔵

you post for the likes & reblogs. i post to let my mutuals know i'm still alive. we are remarkably similar

hey, still alive here! wahoo!! yippee!!!

i should reblog this once a day for the rest of my life just to commit to the bit

i'm still here & i still love you

anyone else absolutely guzzling the shit out of some wadder? a fucking boddle of wadder?

some things will only ever get worse but i'm still here baby

i'm so still here it's not even funny

you better appreciate this while it lasts

if you don't giggle to yourself one day when you remember a random joanpost decades afterwards then what was any of this for

i want your future spouse to sit up on the edge of the bed at night wondering who Joan was & why you murmur her name in your dreams

why you yell his name in your sleep like you're running from a psychotic genderqueer sapphic aroace lesbian millennial riding a razor scooter from 2003 & threateningly waving around a wiffle ball bat

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This blog is a buckshot of profundity and the worst posts on the website. That's what I like about it. Keeps me on me toes

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