living like its 2012

dan and phil should’ve released a choose your own adventure game and named it interactive introverts during that tour period

i imagine dnp as being as big as the beatles or one direction and any time i’m in a real life normal setting where i have to speak to non chronically online and/or straight people i am hit with the realization that outside of my little gay bubble no one actually knows who the fuck these people are. and that astounds me. i can’t even eat dinner without them bro

istg the scam attempts on here are fucking awful. leave me aloneeeee. or at least spell shit correctly jesus.

every time i see someone talking about the sf shows its ALWAYS someone going on the 14th. i’m getting fomo but i have work so the weekday date wouldn’t work anyway. where are the ppl who are going on the 13th attttt

i’m telling myself that the pheal wall is actually supposed to be the color/texture of the moon because the tour theme is space. i have to believe this to cope.

i’m mourning the fact that i didn’t subscribe to the pham tier so i will not have a membership card 💔

the byler conehead phannie overlap needs to be studied i’m so serious

i’ve been a conan stan since sunset season came out which means that for EIGHT YEARS every time i see a sunset, i go “…you mean sunset…season? sunset season? by conan gray?” and it’s a 50/50 split on whether i say it out loud or if it’s just in my head