MY DECLARATION OF LOVE TO ALL SAVAGE CATS AND DOGS

hey man you cant call people that

Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery (2025) dir. Rian Johnson

My favourite

Knock em’ dead

thank you hannibal

modern au dismas

I can't deny how much I love him

Yeah, yeah. I wrote it into the bylaws.

| Elpis and Helios in different locations at different times of day/night

get fuckin rekt

Get to know me: [2/5] male characters: Handsome Jack “You see this what I don’t get about you bad guys: you know the hero’s gonna win but you just don’t die quickly. Man, uh, example: this one guy in new haven, right? City’s burning, people are dying left and right, yada yada yada. this jackhole rushes me with a spoon, a fricking spoon, and I’m dying laughing, right? so I scoop out his stupid little eyeballs with it and his kids are all ‘waaaahhh’, he can’t see where hes going, hes bumping into stuff - anyway, I dunno, maybe you just had to be there, but the moral is: you’re a total bitch.”

WHO DID YOUR PHOTOSHOP, HANDSOME?