Dont Worry, You Don't Gotta Stay The Same

At the sex shop asking if I can buy a regular sized dildo I can put in my unremarkable asshole but they recognize me as the hero of legend regardless

The BEST trope is when a character tells another “let’s run away together, we can leave all of this behind and start a new life somewhere” and gets rejected. And then the rest of the tragedy unfolds

I love ego renegade boy bc it takes the anti transmasc rhetoric of ‘how could you kill a beautiful girl’ ‘we’re mourning our daughter’ and says yeah I killed your daughter. and it was cool as fuck. I injected her with lethal chemicals aka my testosterone shot. I’m gonna make a music video about it.

I like making humans in my fantasy stories speak dead languages and nonhumans speak modern languages because a) I’m not interested in making a conlang, b) it’s funny, and c) I’m not interested in automatically making humans the easy to understand fantasy species for a modern audience. We need some variety in there.

i love ordering a latte with oatmilk and a single shot instead of two and decaf espresso. like give me a coffee/dairy drink but break its arms and legs first so it can't beat me up thank you

i support women's wrongs

The sculpture is now worth $89,400

I feel like if Hanahaki disease was real in the House MD universe there’d be a whole episode about them treating a patient with it and they like lie or some shit about not telling so and so about their love or like the person they love is dead or something and so they try to cure them another way and the whole time House is like being a dick as always and making fun of them for it and like haha you won’t tell them you love them loser and then at the end of the episode the person the patient loves comes in at the last minute when the patient is on the brink of death and they confess and so the patient lives and gets a happy ending but then Wilson talks to House and says something like “the lengths people would go to to avoid rejection” and House would respond like “yeah these idiots would risk their lives just to not get their stupid feelings hurt” and then Wilson leaves and literally right after he’s gone House coughs up a few petals and barely reacts and just throws them into the trash or a fireplace or something and walks out into the hallway and the episode ends and it’s literally never brought up again

one of my favourite ship dynamics is conditional love. love that says 'i am holding you to a standard'. my go to iteration of this is royai from fmab, where roy feels confident enough to run for fuhrer without fear of repeating his mistakes because he knows he has riza behind him ready to put him down like a dog with rabies if he loses sight of whats right. another example is zolu one piece, and i feel like they dont really get credit for it enough. in orange town zoro tells luffy 'i will make you kill yourself if you get in the way of my dreams' and in water 7 zoro tells luffy 'if i cant respect you as my captain, i will leave this crew' and he fully means it, and luffy takes him seriously and steps up because of it. another really interesting example is colindeli trw, because they do hit the 'lose condition'. colin says 'i dont think what we're doing is right anymore' and deli refuses to change so colin fucking leaves. incredible. heartbreaking. the love was there but it didnt change anything, because deli doesnt live up to colins faith in him.