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SEIS fag sex? En esta economia?

band on the run

they are a plural metaphor and also lesbians

another thing is that yes they take turns wearing clothes, eating certain foods, and doing certain hobbies. they often fight over it too but Darce keeps the two in check.

MORE LORE SORRY: they have to eat at least 3x their weight especially during hibernation season. they require so much fur brushing, and lastly, they are 13ft tall

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

A standard porno with the bad acting and music and whatnot but partway through the action the camera pans to a millipede and hunting spider locked in a duel for survival, the sounds of sex fade out and the scene in the background blurs, epic battle music starts to play

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling