_(•̀ω•́ 」∠)_ ₎₎ sneaky sneakins

vibrator store, you CANNOT send me an email that says "she deserves to feel good" with a discount code for mother's day, you CANNOT be doing that

people who do a PhD are running from something

kitties will be like "in case you forgot: hello"

huge fan of when cats reach out and touch each other with disrespectful intent

theres ALWAYS a relevant XKCD for everything huh

I used to block people who called Pangur ugly, until she reached about 8 years old, and then I was like yeah okay I see it now

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be a part of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.