Where the words are hard 'n' fast

Had a dream there was this “goth diner” and all the food was like inedibly heavy and greasy and kinda disgusting, but Angel and I were looking through the menu and they had their list of burgers and each was named after a different musician, it was like “the Robert Smith” “the Carl McCoy” “the Andrew Eldritch” (I tried to ask what was on that one and they said it was only for the kids menu and wouldn’t tell me), then there was one called “the Nivek Ogre” and I asked what was in it. The menu didn’t have any info about any of them just their names. And they brought the chef out and he showed me that it was just a crispy chicken sandwich with a fried egg, but on top there was melted cheese and then a layer of real dollar bills melted over it, and it was wrapped up in barbed wire, so to get to the burger you had to rip through dollar bills and barbed wire to eat it. 😭

This blog is utter dogshit

the ideal chai latte is one of the most amazing things on this earth. it’s a shame that most cafes think they have to serve either a cup of grit or milk that they whispered the names of spices to

if i was a famous musician i would schedule tour dates in los angeles and then cancel them last minute. and i would do that every single tour. the people of los angeles have had it too good for too long.

and san fransisco and sacramento any of that big city california bullshit YOU HAD YOUR TURN. it's madawaska maine's time to shine

The knife is an innovation to kill the doomed guy faster.

Lately ive been finding myself relating to the dying pig

Puppetmasters keep making me post about gross homo crap

@deepinourengines log off

what could this possibly be in reference to