Shade K. Hills

Pitched this to my friend earlier, but hear me out: Etho with acne scars. Because the mask traps humidity and so at one point when he first started wearing it his skin reacted badly and now he has scars MMM YEAH ITS CEMENTED IN MY MIND FOREVER you can take this image from my cold dead hands because its good as canon now.

Etho building a fight club im sure. Im Sure.

…Trusty Rusty and Busty?

NO STOP. KERALIS SAYING ITS TIME FOR A SHIFT CHANGE WHEN HE SEES ETHO ONLINE CRYING CRYING UGLY TEARS AOGEAHGUEHG PAPAK YOU LOVELY HUMAN

Sometimes I listen a little too hard to Etho’s voice. And then I stop because of the violent nosebleeds that occur.

Saying the word 'frost heaves' conversationally oh LORD.

Guys can we talk about how Etho WRITES in the game?? Watching him write all these words and shop names is so freaking impressive- we’ve all been there trying to build small letters in minecraft 😭

Him giggling and reading the signs HE WROTE is actually making me. Die.