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You need to stop being 19 as fast as humanly possible no matter what it takes get out of there it’s dangerous and bad for you

the meaning of life? is to make your bedroom as comfy as possible. that's it that's the purpose

the secondary purpose is to equip your kitchen and get really really really into international cuisine

THE PURPOSE OF LIFE IS TO BE WELL-FED AND WELL-RESTED

"grackle" really is a perfect name for a bird. knocked it out of the park w/ that one

people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now

The older this post gets the funnier it becomes

My cousin born in 2000 is a licensed psychologist.

that’s how fucked up our world is now

are you "self-aware" or are you intellectualizing your emotions because you don't know how to feel them?

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

i could fuck up a yummy rn

kind of feeling like yummies r the vibe

no yummies until dinnertime

took acid on new years as per tradition and me and my sister got really into the concept of an origami crane folded out of a pizza so precisely and beautifully that it "shames our hatred". like all acts of human cruelty are shamed by the perspective that its beauty provides. we called it pizza crane

the twelve most terrifying words in the english language are: i'm from the government and i'm here to torture you to death

I’m sure it’s been addressed before but Kanye really does have a terrible grasp of which nations participated in the Battle of Thermopylae

Honestly Kanye this one’s kind of embarrassing these guys aren’t even historically contiguous. You’re all over the place, bud. This is a disgrace.