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I just purchssed the rights to the deltarune musical for 850,000$

Thank you sensitive pervert. This will save Tenna’s odds of winning the sexyman poll

Dont know who/what that is, this was purely a business decision to extract money from children

had a dream i walked up to a food stall and they tried to sell me 3 takoyaki for $130 and i was so mad that i woke myself up before completing the transaction. idiot lost their customer to the waking world lol. charge less next time.

it's thousand yard stare summer

"Being kind is punk" you need to learn to do good things without it being tied to a social status or subculture

genuinely irritated about the prevalence of brother-sister character designs where the brother has a huge nose and the sister has a tiny nose. 1) why are you a coward who hates the joy and beauty of women with big noses 2) have you looked at any real human siblings lately 3) why do you appear to think the nose is a secondary sex characteristic

wishing all women with big noses a beautiful day i hope you get everything you want forever and i'm sorry about the rank cowardice of general society you deserve better

"grackle" really is a perfect name for a bird. knocked it out of the park w/ that one

i'm trying to save money but oh my god. jesus christ

weighted blanket's not enough i need to be compressed by a hydraulic press

i’m sitting in a big pine tree with branches down to the ground and you can’t see inside and these two small boys like five years old just ran in and stopped in surprise and I told them it’s okay they can play in here too and they immediately started climbing and growling like bear cubs and they’re like ten feet up above me now not even talking just roleplaying bears

"dog residue" post means so much to my ocd