so utterly, incredibly devious

Underground overground tumbling free

I like when you click a link and it turns purple its like youre bruising it

the thing about art is that sometimes you'll be moved to tears by stuff that is not very good

scrappy doo has been found dead in miami

is he okay

hes alright but he died

Jonathan Podcaster Sims, telling his parents about the new horror series he's writing: I might need you to voice some characters, if you've got the time. Mom, could you voice the previous head archivist? she dies violently. shot three times. yeah. and dad, could you voice the mysterious librarian? he dies violently too. brutal pipe murder. he's beaten to death brutally. with a pipe. right after talking to the protagonist, Jonathan Sims. I named the main character after myself. his parents are dead, by the way. they died violently. I voice the protagonist of course. I go in to work every day and play Jonathan Sims, the guy with dead parents. and I'm asking you, my parents, to voice two characters who are dead. if that's alright with you.

Charlie Bucket was a final girl

E—m—d—a—s—h—N—e—c—k—l—a—c—e

Y—o—u—P—e—o—p—l—e—W—i—l—l—R—e—b—l—o—g—A—n—y—t—h—i—n—g

needs an em-dash at the beginning and/or end, otherwise the first or last letters will be right next to each other

϶—F—r—i—e—n—d—s—h—i—p—B—r—a—c—e—l—e—t—ϵ

϶—C—U—R—S—E—D—A—M—U—L—E—T—ϵ

Cursed amulet necklace that doesnt have a cursed amulet its just the phrase cursed amulet

϶—C—U—R—S—E—D—(¤)—A—M—U—L—E—T—ϵ

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"