so utterly, incredibly devious

Underground overground tumbling free

there are only two genders btw. people who are alive and people who are fucking dead

If I was in a fanfiction and started coughing up flowers while working at a flower shop (because this is a flower shop au) I would NOT connect my crush on the tattoo artist next door to the flower cough situation. I would freak the fuck out and think the pollen at work was doing some Last of Us shit to me, quit my job and move FAR away. inadvertently my flame for the tattoo artist would fade with distance, solving my hanahaki situation and proving my 'the flowers were trying to turn me into a plant zombie' theory

Bloopers are movie aftercare and it’s fucked up that we got rid of them

tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it

There should be more Black vampires in media.

Fishing Lesbian's always putting facts out there she's great i think. It'd be great if she was on tumblr in some capacity

I guess we'll never know.

They Throw These at me Because I am so Beautiful and a Star.

You don't even need to be a journalist, experts LOVE answering these kinds of questions. I, a regular-degular idiot, recently contacted the Smithsonian asking what kind of ink to use on mineral paper for maximum longevity, and I got a very detailed response in under 48 hours.

are you freaky about vampires? have you been freaky about vampires? will you be freaky about vampires? when will you be freaky about vampires?

saw a comment that misspelled “kind gesture” as “kind jester” and am now imagining a beautiful world where we praise good samaritans by calling them kind jesters. good on you, you gentle fool. you’ve made the world a sweeter and sillier place.