We Be The Monsters.

wore my thigh high boots on a walk today and we had to take a path through some long grass and while everyone else was rolling their pants into their socks and putting on jackets to protect themselves from ticks i was standing there smug as hell in my thigh high leather boots.

a hoe never gets lyme disease

I'm following blogs that haven't posted in like eight years but I don't care I shall never unfollow them because I am a true and loyal knight #loyalknight

Lesbian girl named Rock Papers who....well, you'll never guess what she does

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

Implore you not to believe the tour stuff

But I’ve already bought tickets 😔 /j

nope

iktr 👏

Implore you not to believe the tour stuff

But I’ve already bought tickets 😔 /j