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Me: Ah yes, this character, theyāre my fav.
Me: ā¦
Me: Time to find fanfic of TERRIBLE THINGS HAPPENING TO THEM.
Me: I love them, I canāt stand the horrible thing that happened to them in the canon Me: I want only fics, where they are all right and happy at the end. Me: I need to write a fix-fic so I could cope with this horrible thing in the canon Me: I will write about them suffering before they get better.
Not to mention:
Me: Isnāt it terrible all the horrible things that happened to them in canon! my poor baby. ;____;
Me: ⦠Now I will do brand new horrible things to them in fanfic.
Gather āround kids: I had a coworker mention to me this morning that itās impossible to get grease stains out of fabric. As a former chemistry minor who worked two years under the table doing housekeeping and who generally tends to be a fucking disaster, I am here to tell everyone that it absolutely is not impossible, in case this is a widespread belief. Here are a few of my favorite cleaning stain removers that I always have at home.
Here are some options:
A Tide⢠pen.
Iām a generic kinda lady. I hate promoting brands 99% of the time. BUT if you catch absolutely any kind of stain before it gets ground in, you can get most of it out with one of these babies. Iāve tested it on blood, chocolate, coffee, guacamole, pizza sauce, red wine on, on that one time i accidentally slopped some oil I was supposed to be using on antiques onto a fancy rug (also an antique but not the one I was gunning for). If youāre washing something delicate, pump it onto your finger a couple of times and gently rub it in. Iām not sure what they put in these things but Iām pretty sure itās an arcane secret.
Dish soap
Granted, this is a little trickier for upholstery/carpet, but it can still be done using a rag, some water, and some patience. But for clothing, just pour some soap on the stain and rub it in under cold running water.
Absolutely any clear alcohol is your new best friend
You know the old āwhite wine to clean redā trick? Well, this is its updated sister I like to call āyou, too, can use coconut rum to get red jello shot out of your nice white dressā. Itās a nice party trick. Straight vodka works even better. For every day situations involving any kind of alcohol-related spills (including markers)āand especially work situationsārubbing alcohol is ideal. To quote another adage, this one from every chemistry teacher you will ever meet, ālike dissolves like.ā
Hydrogen Peroxide
It can get blood out of absolutely anything, including your mattress. It reacts with the iron in hemoglobin, which breaks down the molecule, causing it to lose its red color. So make sure youāre not using a cast iron skillet to wash your period underwear in.
Vinegar
This will dissolve lime buildup overnight. Fill a bag, tie it around your showerhead, and presto. You can also use it to scrub the area around your sink and to break up any buildup in pipes. (Limeaway⢠is for rich people.)Ā
Baking soda
This is great if you have a pet or child who peed on the carpet. Just cover the area, wait until it dries, and vacuum it up. The longer you leave it, the better it will do at removing the smell. Itās also good removing mild odors from a small space, like a fridge or a laundry hamper.Ā
Charcoal
This is your heavy duty odor killer. A little goes a long way. In chemistry, activated charcoal is used as a purifier in reactions, and in medicine, it can be used to treat mild poisoning/overdoses. In your car that smells like someone died because you forgot you had potatoes in the trunk for six months? All you need are regular old charcoal briquettes. Stick a couple handfuls in a flat box and the smell will be gone overnight. Guaranteed. For larger areas, just use more charcoal.
Baking soda is also good for stuff stuck on pots pans and your stove top. Add a little bit of water and elbow grease and itās like magic
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Baby shampoo will get oil stains out of clothing even if itās been washed and dried several times. Ā Shampoo is formulated to remove oil from organic stuff.
Fabric cleaning tips. good to know for sewers.
Coming into a fandom late
Coming into a fandom early and watching it become an angry clusterfuck
Being in a dormant fandom that suddenly comes alive again after a new book/movie
Donāt forget about those who come in the midst of a fandom war.Ā
Accuracy at its best
Being in a fandom and not even knowing thereās a war going onā¦
all of this shitā¦lol
When Youāre Not In The Fandom But Youāre Nosy AF
When you get into a fandom only to discover itās dead
This gets better every time I see it.Ā
@fuboos-mess
Being in a dead fandomā¦
Or being in such a tiny fandom that it feels like youre the only one
The accuracy hurts.
Being in a fandom that had a shit ending.
When youāve been fangirling long enough, youāve experienced all of the above.
Being in a fandom meant for kids.
This just gets better..
@mi-kleos
When you realize that joining the fandom has ruined you
Fandom hell in general
Yes.
This^^^ just⦠ALL OF THIS.
Being in so many fandoms that you donāt even know whatās going on
THIS IS THE SKULDUGGERY FUCKING PLEASANT FANDOM IN ONE POST!!
Trying to recruit people to your fandom
Annnnnnndddd itās back
Being in a fandom which has so many antis
Iāve probably reblogged this before, but that was before these great additions.
Being in a fandom that actually works together
Why is this so true? All of it.
being in a fanbase but all your mutuals suddenly turn into Kpop blogs
I always enjoy it when a good post comes around again and has been improved by the reblogs like the years for a fine wine.
Being in a fandom when shit goes down and everyone has different opinions
When you are in a fandom and donāt care for others people opinionā¦..even if they are rightā¦(believe me, I have met several of those)
Being in a fandom you never meant to join
I love this. and itās gotten better
After abandoning a fandom youāre still a little bit emotionally invested inā¦.
THIS IS A TUMBLR RELIC! ALWAYS REBLOG!
I AM IN SO MANY FANDOMS AND ALL OF THIS IS ACCURATE AF

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peter and wade are fighting side by side and when peter runs out of web fluid, he grabs a gun off wadeās belt and wade has this transcendent moment of iām going to watch spiderman shoot my gun at a real live bad guy
but peter just fucking throws it at a bad guyās face and knocks him out cold
The impact causes the gun to go off and shoot wade in the dick. Spider man spends the next several minutes frantically apologizing while cable laughs his ass off for the first time in years.
Pretty sure Iāve read this comic
@wishem please omg just a quick doodle or something even
I am sorry Cable looks like that
I laughed my ass of at ābad guy uwuā I love this entire comic so much
The most dangerous of all bad guys
@m4rloe5
This is the most beautiful thing Iāve seen
@cblgblog @thefingerfuckingfemalefury
As if this wasnāt hillarious enough, Peter āI am a Spider Memeā Parker yelling āYEETā as he tosses the gun just makes it perfect
āYEETā fucking slayed me.
Who leaked the Deadpool 3 storyboard
THIS HAD BEEN DRIVING ME NUTS FOR FOREVER.Ā
So there.Ā Now I have figured it out.Ā
People who I suspect have thought about this less than me:
Tolkien
Peter Jackson
real geneticists
God
anyone
Good lord.
And this is how a fanfic writer works.
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reading emotional fanfic
someone needs to take photoshop away from me
@leveragehunters right now. This picture couldnāt be more accurate!
Winterās Herald: a Steve/Bucky Heralds of Valdemar AU
Words: 112,551 Fandom: Captain America (Movies), Valdemar Series - Mercedes Lackey Rating: Teen And Up Audiences, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: James āBuckyā Barnes/Steve Rogers, Steve Rogers & Sam Wilson, James āBuckyā Barnes & Sam Wilson, Steve Rogers & Natasha Romanov, Steve Rogers & Original Companion Character, James āBuckyā Barnes & Original Companion Character Characters: Steve Rogers, James āBuckyā Barnes, Sam Wilson (Marvel), Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Original Companion Character(s) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Fusion, Alternate Universe - Fantasy, Captain America Valdemar AU, Alternate Universe - Valdemar Series Fusion, Marvel Cameos, Fluff, Captain America canon typical violence, minor Valdemar canon non-compliance, Soulmates, Lifebonds, Additional Warnings In Authorās Note, absolutely no Valdemar knowledge required, Heavy Angst, Angst with a Happy Ending, Happy Ending
āSteve, if thereās a time when you donāt have to worry about anything, itās now. Iām a Herald-Trainee, Winterās a Companion. Youāre exhausted. Justā¦trust us. Weāll get you home safely.ā
Ā For a long moment, a moment in which Bucky felt gifted with sudden insight into who Steve was, he thought it could go either way. Then Steve smiled, this one warm and bright and just for Bucky, and it raced through him, lodging inside him like a miniature sun. āGuess Iād be a bit ungrateful to say no.ā
Some Heralds change the world. Some Heralds save it. Some Heraldās names are woven through the very fabric of Valdemar. But most donāt, and most arenāt. Most Heralds simply do their duty, their Companions by their side, their stories recorded in dusty Crown records, not Bardic ballads.
Steve and Bucky figured they were most Heraldsāno ballads required, thanksāand they were mostly right. What they didnāt account for was that no Herald was ordinaryāand with two of them bound so tight together, extraordinary was sure to happen.
Ā [Absolutely no knowledge of the Valdemar series required for this fic]
Just finished my re-watch through Leverage.
ok look hereās what my brain is stuck on:
1. thereās a serious dearth of moments in Leverage where Eliot and Hardison had to run a con as a fake couple. Ā The show seriously missed out on that entire variation of the trope.
2. there are a few fic that semi go there, but not in the kind of hilarious sexual tension pining I could do.
3. Parker is adorbs. And frightening. And I love my ot3 but I donāt know if I would be good at juggling 3 characters - however, this is what Iāve observed: Eliot gives Parker her space, especially in the beginning, because Parker as a person finds physical affection off-putting. Eliot only really ever willingly - and sometimes seemingly unwillingly - touches Hardison. Ā The hugs are the ones that stand out because the show makes sure they stand out, but there are a lot of fleeting touches. Eliot will direct Hardison through a doorway with his hand on his back, or curl his fingers around his arm or shoulder, or nudge up against him. Again - only with Hardison. HE DOESNāT DO IT WITH ANY OF THE OTHERS. This is because he understands Hardison responds well to physical affection and needs it to ground him.
But I donāt think itās necessarily as deliberate as that. I think weāre seeing pieces of Eliot from beforeĀ he became a hitter. Ā We also see it in the way he jokes around and snarks and is playful sometimes with Hardison and Parker.
4. Season 4 is the first time we see Eliot with a date. He says things like āI dated a bartender onceā all the time, and flirts for cons, but season 4 is the first time we see him take someone home.
Season 4 is also when Parker and Hardison tentatively start dating.
5. ALSO, and I didnāt notice this one until season 5 but Iām getting @dizzy-redhead to check for me, but Eliot is sometimes gender neutral about who he has dated in the past.Ā Before season 4 we donāt really see who he dates.
āI dated a model.ā orĀ āI dated a flight attendant.ā AND LIKE we all assume female because of his profession and his high school girlfriend. Ā Sometimes he indicates female. Ā
Sometimes he doesnāt say either way, and I was thinking WHAT IF HE DOES THIS ON PURPOSE? What if at some point thereās this gorgeous tall man in the bar laughing at something Eliot says gruffly with his arms crossed, and he says to the teamĀ āIām Noah,ā and Eliot offers āthe model I datedā and dares them to comment with his death glare
But OFC Hardison does, all offended like. Ā āI thought we were friends, man. Why you gotta hide shit like this from me? I aināt gonna be a homophobe bigot about you liking dudes, but you hurt me all up in here, ya feel?ā but, like. his palms are sweaty and his heart is racing a bit about it, and when the con is done and Eliot puts his hand on Noahās shoulder, Hardison has to bury the urge to go up to the bar and wedge himself between them.
And prob isnāt that successful at it tbh.Ā
I REALLY LOVE ELIOT SPENCER is what iām saying
*slams down my money* yes please I need 100k words of this. Also, please, please, write something with Hardison and Eliot being a fake couple or Iāll have to and I do not have time for that. Donāt make me show you my WIPs list
DONāT MAKE ME SHOW YOU MINE.
This post is so convincing that my brain immediately blurted out this:
They spend a few minutes just looking at the honeymoon suite in appalled silence. All of the furniture is designed to wedge people together. Tiny loveseat in front of the TV. Tiny bench in the window nook. Tiny heart-shaped bed, and how the hell two adults could even lie down on that bed without cuddling up a little, Alec doesnāt know. He suspects thatās the point.
āIām sleeping in the van,ā Eliot says.
āYou cannot sleep in the van. Weāre supposed to be on our freaking honeymoon, you think honeymooners decide to go sleep in vans because the resort decor isnāt to their tastes?ā
āIām sleeping in the van,ā Eliot repeats, and grabs his bag.
āNow, I know youāre not a homophobeāā
āIām not aāā
āI just said, I know youāre not a homophobe, which is why this is so hurtful, man, because I know this isnāt just a general objection on your part to snuggling with another dude to catch a few ZZZs, so this is about me, personally, and I take offense, Eliot, I really do.ā
Eliot growls and drops his bag again. āIām sleeping on the floor.ā
āThere, see?ā Alec slings an arm around Eliotās shoulder, unconcerned when Eliot shrugs it off a second later. āCompromise, thatās what itās all about. This marriage is off to a great start.ā

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Iāve been out of it for what seems like forever! Internet probs then computer probs and most recently Iāve been down the little black hole of Guardian..... @xparrot for posting/rebloging all the images of Shen Wei and ZYL! I watched got exteremely attached to the characters and was soooo sad when I saw english translation of novel was about 1/2 way thru the novel.Ā
Well, I just found the viet translation (audio book) of the novels so iām going to be down this deep dark hole for a while longer. Iāve got a few crochet projects that i need to get done in the near future (aka bday gifs and such) so after that I will be back with updating podfics! Iām apologize for the long wait but some of the stuff I almost had ready to post was lost when computer died and I wasnāt able to recover them so it will be a while longer before i update again.Ā
STARGATE FANS REBLOG THIS WITH WHERE YOU ARE FROM.
I thought it would be cool to see where the Fandom is around the world.
I wish I could start a sorta Stargate fan club where we all can meet up in person to talk/watch all things Stargate a couple times a month. That would be so fun!
Currently I live in Memphis Tennessee.
Detroit MI here
Eastern Michigan, here!
Middle of nowhere, Nebraska!Ā
is this what growing up is like
me at 14: wow, protagonists in media my age! how relateable!
me at 28: WHY ARE THERE SO MANY CHILD SOLDIERS? WHERE ARE ALL THE ADULTS? WHO LET THIS HAPPEN AND WHY ARE THEY NOT BEING PROSECUTED BY LAW WITHIN THESE FICTIONAL UNIVERSES
In the same vein:
Me at 14: oh protagonists that are 17-20-ish, theyāre basically adults, right?
Me at 28: Oh my Gods youāre babies who left you in charge?!
Ariel: Daddy, I love him! Me at 14: Yeah, girl, you tell him! Me at 30:
Marnie in Halloweentown: Iām thirteen, okay? Iām practically grown up! Iām certainly old enough to make my own choices ā right?
Me at 7:Ā Right!
Me at 13: Right! ā¦Well, okay, maybe not practically grown up, but still, right!
Me at 28:
You either die young or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
This is so true
Me as teenager: Yeah, girl, you hook up with that older guy, this is super hot!
Me as an adult: all of these men should be arrested
Why Did They Come?
TOO FUCKINā phenomenal to NOT reblog!!!!
How the fuck do you not reblog this???
ļ½¢ āIf you have a longing in your heart to hear a deeper truth, thereās a mysterious way in which that truth will find youāļ½£
- Marianne Williamson
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