another fine mess I've gotten myself into

one time we were listening to fleetwood mac in the car and my sister who was probably 4 at the time asked, without being prompted, “can girls marry girls?” and THAT is the power of stevie nicks

there's like a thousand ways for a shower to work and you wouldn't even imagine half of them until you have to take a shower at a new place

Don't worry, mutual with a zero-note post. I've added your post to my queue. So, in 6-8 business weeks, we're going to do big numbers! Such as, 1.

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

you’ are biased against my skull

i’m not having this argument again man

hey, does anyone know if tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow creeps in this petty pace from day to day, or if it's like. a bank holiday.

has anybody else noticed that the classic sci fi novel Don’t Create The Torment Nexus features a Torment Nexus? that’s pretty problematic of the author

You only want to "audit my laboratory" because you're insecure, you're unmoisturized, your relationships are based on convenience and obligation rather than genuine mutual respect and interest, you can't afford better health insurance, you already fumbled all the opportunities life had for you, you're dehydrated, you have split ends, your relationship with your own spirituality is confused at best, your oral hygiene is notably subpar, your savings are laughable especially in the face of any emergency, your wardrobe can most kindly be described as "so you", highschoolers could bully you, you have no sociopolitical leverage whatsoever, your vibe is offputting, you have lint on your shirt, and frankly you're just not cool enough to merit knowing about the "millions" I've spent on a "huge variety of regulated bioengineering materials" 😒🙄😩