another fine mess I've gotten myself into

today we're going on a journey. we will need to bring certain items with us. the sage's instructions are clear: gather your identity papers, your coin, and your key of power to pilot the electric carriage to the supply depot and purchase pickles

fuckkkkkk I cleared the time loop first try

this is the first time in my life i thought oh i hope there’s music

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

its terrible for any number of reasons, but i think if we invent immortality there should be an extreme sport called civilizational speedrunning where teams of 20 go into the wilderness somewhere and try and be the fastest build the first internal combustion engine. i bet you could get it down to like 3 years tops

The real trick is to eat seed heavy food before the speedrun starts so your first poops are halfway to agriculture already

i want you on my team holy shit

When I was at the natural history museum, the fossil section had stickers on the glass to engage children - things like "Flap your arms like a pterodactyl" or "Measure your hand against the mosasaurus." However the first of these I encountered, which I found alarming and threatening without context, was a sticker reading "Struggle like you are stuck in a tar pit"

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me