another fine mess I've gotten myself into

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

the world is so big and beautiful

we're honestly completely fucked if zombies ever discover the power of working together synchronously using an agile team collaboration framework

Starting a new sports team called the Tampa Bay Trespassers and they play any sport that they can break onto the field of

@/teaboot

This isn't even a joke it's just what we do

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

real life texture glitch

Domesticated rock has returned to the wild and become feral

Ryan Gosling’s career has just been one long quest to climb the Warner Bros water tower

any tips for developing discipline? ive been going through life on a lackadaisical hedonist build but ive got a bunch of mysterious problems that i may or may not be at fault for

i love it when a fandom agrees on one particular portmanteau ship name and you can tell it’s because the alternatives are all atrocious. like i don’t know anything about glee but even i know that they only call it “klaine” because no one would be able to take it seriously if it was “blurt”

“i love the hunger games. everlark is my OTP” oh i see someone’s too good for “peeniss” huh

dude’s fucking TORN about whether or not to buy a beret