another fine mess I've gotten myself into

Starting a new sports team called the Tampa Bay Trespassers and they play any sport that they can break onto the field of

@/teaboot

This isn't even a joke it's just what we do

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

real life texture glitch

Domesticated rock has returned to the wild and become feral

Ryan Gosling’s career has just been one long quest to climb the Warner Bros water tower

any tips for developing discipline? ive been going through life on a lackadaisical hedonist build but ive got a bunch of mysterious problems that i may or may not be at fault for

i love it when a fandom agrees on one particular portmanteau ship name and you can tell it’s because the alternatives are all atrocious. like i don’t know anything about glee but even i know that they only call it “klaine” because no one would be able to take it seriously if it was “blurt”

“i love the hunger games. everlark is my OTP” oh i see someone’s too good for “peeniss” huh

dude’s fucking TORN about whether or not to buy a beret

the mythbusters once tested "herding cats" and at one point they brought in a proper trained herding dog and the poor dogs face when the first cat responds to his herding with swipes and aggression is to look at her human and go 😰 the sheep is broken?? what do i do boss??

today we're going on a journey. we will need to bring certain items with us. the sage's instructions are clear: gather your identity papers, your coin, and your key of power to pilot the electric carriage to the supply depot and purchase pickles