Fandoms I'm Into

As a looooong-time Tumblr user, watching how Heated Rivalry fandom is expressing itself on other platforms is so cute to me. Baby's first all-consuming love for a ship? So cute! Enjoy yourself bbs. No, no, don't put that in your mouth. No you can't touch the actors, sweetie. Yes, I know you want to. That's what fic is for. Yep, nope, yes it's ok and normal to feel like you're vibrating all the time. It'll mellow to a manageable amount soon. Or, sometime. Probably. Here, give me your hand. Here's AO3 and Tumblr. You're welcome here. Have fun! Awww! *grandmotherly pinch to the cheek* Precious! Make some edits and I'll hang them on the fridge!

i fucking hated your shoelaces this entire time

Post Hollander - Rozanov marriage and the Ottawa Centaurs are unstoppable then, it's All-Stars and the NHL decide to put Ilya and Shane on separate teams and they both go back to shit-talking the other in interviews and playing up the rivalry and in the game they go all out, scoring goals against each other and chirping the other to relieve the good old days and then everyone realises that it has been foreplay for them the whole time