Fandoms I'm Into

faeries are not real but i wish thwy were so i could spray one with raid

harry houdini to his wife after a long exhausting dinner with arthur conan doyle

being called "cringe" by another tumblr user is just so..............my sibling in christ u are also on the app

Before you mock the clown, take a look at thine own shoes

Imagine you’re sitting with two of your bros and they’ve both just given you deer-in-the-headlights looks when you pointed out that it was brave of the obviously gay figure skater to come to Sochi, and the only reason they could be giving you those looks of course is because they just aren’t as up on social issues like this as you are, so because you’re a nice guy and a good ally you explain to them btw Russia is not safe for queer people to help them out so they don’t embarrass themselves in front of actual queer people some day. Then imagine a few years later one of them comes out as gay on the ice right in front of you and the world and you have to sit with the knowledge that you once straight-splained queerphobia to a gay man. You summon the courage to apologize to him for it and have a laugh over it and you walk away thinking phew that was embarrassing but at least I did what I had to do and he was cool about it and now I never have to retroactively cringe at myself about this again. Then imagine a few more years later the same thing happens with the OTHER guy 😭

Actually kinda in love with Service top!Steve and Power bottom!Eddie. Like imagine Eddie going to bars and subs FLOCKING to him cause Y’know metalhead and he does his part and fucks them and he’s like “idk that was good but not amazing” but it’s the only gay sex he has so he just… sticks with it. Finally a dom finds him and fucks his BRAINS out and he’s like “wait I don’t get it that felt better but something’s still missing???” so he’s going through a whole ass identity crisis until Steve comes out to him and they’re bouta have sex for the first time and Steve’s like “I dunno, I like it when the girl I’m with is bossy.” And Eddie is like “well I actually prefer being penetrated” and Eddie gets to be a power bottom for the first time in his LIFE and he’s like OH. So THATS what was missing