READY OR NOT (2019) // READY OR NOT: HERE I COME (2026) dir. MATT BETTINELLI-OLPIN & TYLER GILLETT
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READY OR NOT (2019) // READY OR NOT: HERE I COME (2026) dir. MATT BETTINELLI-OLPIN & TYLER GILLETT

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π Monday 5 a.m. - the perfect time to torment your boyfriendπ
βI need you Der, Remember that promise you made to me? That you wouldnβt leave me? I need you to keep it. I just please I need you to not break this promise.β
AU: Derek getβs kidnapped by the Darach, and after weeks of searching Stiles finally finds him but he isnβt breathing. Deaton explains to him that he is in a coma and doesnβt know if or when he will wake up.
shane and ilya definitely caused some divorces; "I need someone who looks at me like shane and ilya look at eachother" "idk I get annoyed by my husband but shane and ilya spend 24 hours together A DAY and still want more" "ilya showed me the car shane bought for him and how he had to bid for it and restore it and drive 4 hours to get it and I dont remember the last time my husband bought me anything" "my wife just gets annoyed when I talk about hockey and yes i know it's my job but it's my life! hollander and rozanov watch tape together literally holding hands and she won't even come to games" "he never knows what I'm talking about or want and I have to spell out EVERYTHING and once I saw shane and ilya talk telepathically!!!! they didn't even say anything but they knew and I really want that"
they're stunned when someone tells them, "yeah things weren't so great and then we saw you two together and realized we never had that"
"There are those who say he is the greatest sorcerer ever to walk the earth."

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CLUE (1985) dir. JONATHAN LYNN
(Same day as all this)
"One time I fell down the stairs."
Tommy's mom, Maria, looks up from the lunch she's preparing to her little audience of one and says, "Oh no, that's not good."
"No, it wasn't," Steve shakes his head. "I was just a baby and I don't 'member it but Mama said it was really scary. She said I got hurt, and she thought I was gonna die, and we had to go to the hospital and stay for two days."
"But Iβm okay," He assures her. "I didn't die."
"Oh-okay. That's good. Iβm glad you're okay."
"Me too," Steve nods. "Dad says that's why I'm slow now 'cause I fell down the stairs and hit my head real hard. He's wrong 'cause Iβm not slow. I run really fast. Coach Benny says so."
Maria opens her mouth to speak, but frowns. She finds herself with a lot of words she'd like to say to Richard Harrington but very little to say to his five year old son.
Steve does not have that problem and keeps going, "Dad jus' doesn't know how fast I can run 'cause he doesn't come to my games."
Okay.
Maria takes a breath.
She puts a smile on her face as she pushed the plate with Steve's lunch on it over to him. She asks, "When is your next game? I'd like to come to it."
"Really?!" Steve asks. "It's on Saturday."
"I'll be there."
"Cool," Steve smiles and then informs her, "Mama says Iβm not allowed to eat peanut butter sandwiches. They're against the law."
"I think he means Iβm dumb."
Maria looks up from her cross-stitch at the sudden five year old leaning over the arm of the couch, "What?"
"My dad," Steve clarifies, watching her pull her needle through. "I think he means that Iβm dumb when he says Iβm slow."
"Oh, honey. I don't-"
"It's 'cause I don't know how to read yet," He shrugs. "Miss Bailey isn't teaching us how to read at school though. We're just learnin' letters and I know all of them already."
"l learned all the letters from Mrs Grayson," He continues. "She teached me a lot of stuff like manners and how to talk right. If she was still here then I'd know how to read and wouldn't be slow."
"Steve, honey," Maria assures. "You're not slow or dumb. You're very smart and your dad knows that."
"I would be smarter with Mrs Grayson."
"Who is Mrs Grayson?" Maria asks. "Was she a tutor?"
"No, she was my nanny," Steve says. "She lived at my house and took care of me when Mama and Dad were busy but she had to go away so she don't live with us no more."
Given Richard Harrington's known extracurriculars, she can imagine what happened. She asks anyways, "Do you miss, Mrs Grayson?"
"No way, Jose," Steve shakes his head. "She was old and mean to me all the time. Dad got really mad at her and sued her for breakin' the law and stuff."
"He - what?"
"I had to talk to a really nice lady about Mrs Grayson and she said I might have to talk to a judge," Steve continues. "But that never happened 'cause Dad and Mrs Grayson visited the settle-man and he made them settle down."
He gives Maria a small smile, adding, "I don't have a nanny no more. I got a babysitter. Her name is Annie and I love her a whole lot. She's in college now."
"Um, okay," Maria nods, processing everything that was just said to her. A part of her would like to leave this where it is, to wrap this kid up and keep him forever, but different part of her is nosy so, "What did Mrs Grayson do that made your dad sue her?"
"I don't wanna talk about it," Steve says. "...Anyways, can I stay the night? Tommy said I can use his toothbrush."
"...We can give you your own toothbrush," Maria settles on. "We'll call your parents and if they say yes, of course you can stay."
"I already did," Steve answers. "They said I can stay for two days. Can I stay?"
"I guess so."
"Tommy!" Steve turns around and shouts towards the stairs where Maria can see her little one's socks. "She said yes!"
THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY 1.03 β Extra Ordinary
I love how Boyfriendβ’οΈ Shane becomes with Ilya at the cottage. Heβs picking him up from the airport. Heβs carrying in his suitcase. Heβs making hamburgers on the grill. Heβs lighting campfires and holding Ilya in his lap and scaring off loons. Shane Hollander might be surprised when Ilya pulls out the boyfriend word at dinner with his parents but this man has been training his whole life to be a Boyfriendβ’οΈ
I have this headcanon where Shane is the more butch one between the two. I imagine his dad taught him how to be handy around the house, how to do some minor construction/repairs, how to start a campfire, and he enjoys the outdoors, and maybe did scouts when he was a boy. And in contrast, Ilya grew up as a slick, city boy in Moscow and hated the wilderness and hires people to fix things and is like afraid of spiders.
Btw, in this headcanon Ilya just *loves* when Shane goes Boyfriendβ’οΈ mode (and later Husbandβ’οΈ mode). Ilya loves watching that man mow the grass and repair the deck. He loves being taken care of by Shane, and especially loves it when he does it in front of people. Neither are emasculated by the other in the ways they embody their own masculinity within the relationship. It just balances them out and turns each other on.
THE DEVIL WEARS PRADAΒ Β (2006) dir. David Frankel

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obsessed with everything about this scene. langdon finally out of triage jail immediately clocking dana making eyes at him. dana KNOWING to make eyes at langdon when mel is concerned. him power walking over all like hiiiiiii sweetheart heyyy im making a joke for u to put u at ease im telegraphing it very clearly with my face remember how we used to joke that one other time we saw each other nearly a year ago? and mel is all like omg i do! I do remember :DD his lil tiny uptick of the mouth when he says its an inside thing. like that explains anything that's going on here. and then inside the room ok so follow my finger yeah no just ignore the comically ill fitting wedding ring thats on the brink of falling off at any given moment. yeah no just look at my finger NOT!!!! THE!!!! RING!!!!!!! also no i didnt fix my hair before we came in here what are u talking about. anyway can we have a moment rn. can we just really quick have a real moment im doing this 12 step program and by god u will hear about it! im giving repented disgraced youth pastor rn and im so sorry I hope u can look past my failings and mel is all like u have done nothing wrong in ur life ever know this <3 and then the police come in and frank is transforming into a metaphysical wall between her and the world like full on soldier protecting sleeping child dot jpeg babe dont worry ill do the talking. "we'll cross that bridge when we come it". oh will WE frank. will WE. and then he throws the police the tiniest politest loudest get the fuck outta this room rn or so help me look of all time and then AND THEN. "the er can be a little bright and noisy" hoemygodddddddd frank. HOEMYGODDDDDDDD did u remember every little thing she said?? did u go over that shift again and again. the only bright spot during the worst day of ur life being this new resident who just radiated goodness and compassion and its so easy. so easy being gentle and good around her. did u like yourself more than u have in a long time when u were with her frank. did u like who she made u into. who u wanted to be for her. FRANK. I know this scene was only like 2 mins long but i need to lie down forever now π
PRETTY LITTLE LIARS + summer vibes
Heated Rivalry Week 2026 Day 4: Favourite Location β the bedroom at the cottage
GLEE REWATCH S02E07 β The Substitute
Bridgerton + Costumes
Sophie Gun's white & golden wedding dress in Season 04, Episode 08.
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JULIE AND THE PHANTOMS (2020)
ilya makes a joke about getting shane pregnant ONCE and shane gets himself SO completely worked up because 'oh NO not ME ruin MY fucking hockey career? so you can DOMESTICATE me? you know what pregnancy even DOES to a person's body? I might never be able to play AGAIN you are NOT going to make me give up my DREAMS' his rant lasts a full ten minutes until ilya coaxes him back to bed n promises he will not knock him up until they retire then. its not until morning shane rubs the sleep from his eyes and remembers he can not. in fact. get pregnant. ilya valiantly only makes fun of him a little. (or a little by ilyas standards. at least.)