1967 Chevrolet Impala - Baby

I posted my 1000th ORIGINAL SKETCH on Patreon!

No really, I've now done one thousand original sketches, which get mailed out to patrons in the Sketch tiers. So, for sketch #1000, I decided to include as many characters from Demon of the Underground, Merritt's Story, and Into the Smoke as I could fit on the 4.5"x5.5" sheet!

(RIP to the handful of really good ones I couldn't fit, lol)

In honor of the event, we have a fun little contest. Can you name all 34 characters in the 1000th sketch?

The contest is open to everyone! There will be one grand prize winner (the first person to submit the highest score), and everyone else who gets a perfect score will also get a prize.

We miss Nimona 😔

now I’m NOT saying he should have had a partner on earth or whatever because I do think it’s awesome that he’s (implicitly at least) aro/ace/both, but it would have been a great aside to see the cloud of yearning that follows him everywhere which he either has to deal with or has decided to be permanently ignorant of. like the comedy potential of objectively the most fuckable man any of these strange science geeks have ever met being like oh um :) thanks for the coffee and the flowers and stuff and you guys are all so nice to me it’s great to work with you all :)

Just left the gym, I have gym nights every so often with my fellow chubby friends in order to get in shape. Well, at least a better shape.

Anyways, I had forgotten my gym clothes today (they weren’t put in my gym bag after washing) so I had to just wear my T-shirt and shorts I was already wearing. And normal bra instead of my sports bra.

I’m not sure if this happens to everyone, but I’ve been wearing no underwire bras that are basically starched into cup shapes. If I had been wearing a non-cup bra, I would have had no problem, but this particular bra was no longer functioning correctly.

I tried to tell my friends (both boys) that I had to cut the exercise short because my bra was failing to be a bra any more.

They had no idea what that meant. I had no analogy at that time to help them understand how uncomfortable an elliptical machine is if your tits are bouncing like insanity.

(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

1) OP made a post that seemed interactive but then

2) Did NOT want anyone to actually engage

I remember tumblr at the time. It wouldn’t have changed OP’s post so lmao big L for OP making it weird

But best of all:

Most people didn’t realize there WAS a response until this fuckin UFO went by.