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Spider Noir series got me like:

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that au wehere ilyukhina and yao dont die and everyone is a bit more happymaybe? a bit sillier?
everyone saying they would starve if the crew didnt die BE QUIET taumeoba soup 4 everyone 5ever
the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.
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the answer seems to be: 15-30% of blood volume (750-1500ml) as lightheadedness, dizziness, and reduced blood pressure would likely start to ruin the party 🥀 although an adrenaline rush could possibly temporarily maintain it despite blood loss.
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I didn’t know how to say “im a vegetarian” in Spanish so I very haltingly said “los animales … son mis amigos…” when my coworker asked why I wasn’t eating the tamales. Which makes me sound insane but also my coworker just nodded sagely and said “ahh. Entiendo.”
me talking to mrs about a supplement for our chickens: “It has vitamins and calcium and….. the lil germs that help you eat food.”
randomly 10 min later: Probiotics!

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One thing I love about the new show is bens character as a whole, but especially how he acts, he had to learn how to be human again from movies, and it shows, he acts less like everyone around him but more like someone playing the character of a sleezy detective, sure he quite literally is that, but it's almost cartoonishly obvious just by the way he talks, he can probably reference movies with ease, he's clearly mesmerized things from said movies, he also plays characters and is able to put on another persona on quickly, he's been a plumber, A soidler, A patient.
i am convinced he just got really hyperfixated on film during that year of trying to act more human. C'mon man. Love this guy
I really appreciate the detail of Ben Reilly's post-fight muscle stretches being weird. He's scrunching up his body and crossing his legs and whipping his arms forward mantis-style specifically because of the flow of the webbing in his body. He has to unstick the webfluid in specific places to recalibrate it, maybe so he doesn't run out or get it jammed mid-fight. Plus this Spider's as old as they come and if he doesn't stretch properly, it'll come to bite him later.
Ben saying he “still has the arachnid genes” and had to watch movies to relearn how to act human perfectly explains other scenes…when he was a “plumber” and broke into the couple’s home to get his suit back? When he acted like a freak patient in the doctor’s office? Yeah he was literally acting like the people in the movies lol
Spider-Noir detail I haven't seen mentioned: The fact that Ben is canonically copying movies would mean that in-universe, everyone just thinks he's one of those guys who won't stop making pop culture references all day. When he walked into Silvermane's fancy, spotless home and went "What a dump!" Silvermane wasn't thinking "Wow, what boldly sarcastic wit," he was thinking "Oh, yeah, I saw Beyond the Forest, too. That was alright."
Watching the spider-noir show that just came out.. already loving it a lot. Spider-noir I love you so much 🥹🥹

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spider noir 🕷️⊹₊ ⋆
So I know back when each Spider-Verse movie first came out, there were a lot of people asking how Spider Noir would feel about black people when he's from 1933. I think the general conclusion people came to is that he's not going to be rude because it's a kid's movie and they weren't going to touch that with a ten foot pole, and a character that you're supposed to root for probably wouldn't be racist anyway.
But I've been catching up on his comics, and to my surprise, they actually answer this question in Spider-Man Noir: Eyes Without a Face, a four issue comic that I truly believe is one of the best Spider-Man stories we've had in these many, many, many spinoffs of Earth-616. I highly recommend this comic in general because it's well written and has great art, but I also wanted to drop some panels of that in here for anyone who wants proof and to gush about how good this is.
Remembering that time my kid asked his pediatrician if he gets paid a lot as a doctor (which I informed him afterwards that it's generally rude to ask people that) and his doctor told us that he pays EIGHT THOUSAND DOLLARS A MONTH for his student loans
In other words, "no"
I'm sure that making it near impossible to become a doctor in a country where every hospital and medical building is always severely understaffed with exhausted, over-worked, financially struggling workers & every ER in every city has a 6-18hr wait & it takes 6 months to one billion years to get into a specialist with a referral is a great idea that has no negative consequences whatsoever
I bet making sure that only the most financially well-off most able-bodied people can become doctors will absolutely create a class of doctors that have only the utmost respect, patience, understanding, and care for disabled patients, especially poor disabled patients
crazy how spider-noir has literally everything im into; medical torture, almost human but not quite, hot women, jazz, crisis of identities, body horror, detectives. god this show was tailor made for me
"That's my little meow meow!" I say, pointing at a traumatised war veteran with spider powers played by 60yo Nicolas Cage

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you can't beat him up. you can't. he's the birthday boy. he's only sixty years old for the love of christ
ya know i am genuinely curious how spider-noir is being so slept on.
ben reilly is a tumblr tailor made genuine wet cat sad hound dog eyes trash fire of a human being blorbo AND YET
cat hardy is a slinky, complex beautifully rendered gaslight gatekeep girlboss with a tragic backstory AND YET
robbie robertson is a take no shit know your worth let me help ray of sunshine AND YET
janet ruiz is a fast talking competent to hell and back investigator with a heart of gold who WILL cut a bitch for her friends and family AND YET
you disappoint me, tumblr.