1967 Chevrolet Impala - Baby

it really is quite bad for your military to have an image of itself as a warrior class. what you really want is for your soldiers to think of themselves as boring professionals who will fill out a report form if someone gets a little too warrior ethos out there

Oh hey! Haven’t seen this in forever! Didn’t reblog it when it came across me before, not gonna skip it this time, I need some good vibes.

Say it with me! Wheelchairs aren’t sad! Mobility aids aren’t sad! Mobility aids are instruments of freedom!

vampires who volunteer at nursing homes so they can meet people their own age

#vampires who volunteer at nursing homes so they can hit on senior citizens that are way too young for them

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

the answer seems to be: 15-30% of blood volume (750-1500ml) as lightheadedness, dizziness, and reduced blood pressure would likely start to ruin the party 🥀 although an adrenaline rush could possibly temporarily maintain it despite blood loss.

I didn’t know how to say “im a vegetarian” in Spanish so I very haltingly said “los animales … son mis amigos…” when my coworker asked why I wasn’t eating the tamales. Which makes me sound insane but also my coworker just nodded sagely and said “ahh. Entiendo.”

I really appreciate the detail of Ben Reilly's post-fight muscle stretches being weird. He's scrunching up his body and crossing his legs and whipping his arms forward mantis-style specifically because of the flow of the webbing in his body. He has to unstick the webfluid in specific places to recalibrate it, maybe so he doesn't run out or get it jammed mid-fight. Plus this Spider's as old as they come and if he doesn't stretch properly, it'll come to bite him later.