Mistress of Passing Shadows

I turned my volume up just to see what he was playing and was not disappointed

He was right: I do not believe my eyes.

full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

remember when writers had to be all like: “omg omg lemon starts HERE” y’all are lucky that ao3 has tags and filters you can set

god those were lawless times. 

“Flames will be fed to my dog!”

Author notes with interactions with the characters… that were LONGER than the fic itself.

I got somethins to say

i already fED you

IRRELEVANT

Listen I love bees as much as the next person but you’re brave letting her crawl on your hand without fear of getting stung.

consider: billy one day is like "oh god. how can i get out of JL monitor duty when im supposed to be at school. how can i avoid revealing i'm a student" and mary is like "billy you could literally just say you're a teacher" and then billy proceeds to do exactly that, and things start to get REALLY out of hand because suddenly all of the JL members are 1) asking him for advice with their sidekick issues and 2) asking him to TUTOR their sidekicks