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#wei wuxian #lan wangji #wangxian #pretty

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sunflower-galaxy-star

Pride and Prejudice (2005) movie scene as wangxian

#wangxian #wei wuxian #lan wangji #pride and prejudice

alphacrone

i don't really want to weight in on the "using big words in your writing is ableist" discourse happening on tiktok because i'm like 90% certain it's an anti-intellectual psyop to stir up drama in online circles to promote the use of ai to summarize literally everything and thus feeding the LLMs and lowering the populace's mistrust of such tools but i also have to say: dictionaries and thesauruses are the most accessible they've ever been. if you use an e-reader of any kind you can look up a word without leaving the page. there's a plethora of online dictionaries and if you just type a word + "meaning" into google it'll usually give you a definition. we used to have pocket dictionaries we used when reading in class. i have two on my shelf right now that i used in high school. stop letting the fascists purposefully misuse anti-ableism rhetoric to trick you into never thinking again.

#scrying was the word that set this off btw #I’ve only seen people on the side of ‘just look it up omg learn something’#but fun times

phantomrose96

When you meet Edward Elric he gives off the impression that he's the short-tempered hot-headed "violence is the answer to all life's questions" kind of protagonist, and it's in fact incredible character craft that he's actually the character who ends the series with a negative-3 kill count.

phantomrose96

people killed: 0

direct orders of "you really really need to kill this guy" ignored: 1

ongoing murders being committed by Ed's own friends/colleagues that Ed got in the way of to specifically stop that murder from happening: 2

phantomrose96

God's worst soldier Edward Elric. Showed up as the youngest member of the Amestrian army, took millions of dollars from them, never followed a single order, helped dismantle their fascist regime, left with a lower kill count than he arrived with, then fucked off to go be a house-husband. Character of all time.

#edward elric #fullmetal alchemist

sandushengshou

the untamed + text posts

#mdzs

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sunflower-galaxy-star

stolen kiss

#wangxian #wei wuxian #lan wangji #beautiful

darkfoggyforests

happy gay month

#hualian #hua cheng #xie lian #cute

alphacrone

can't believe the plot of leverage is literally 'man gets hired to be a project manager for Crime and then is forcefully adopted by the employees he doesn't want'

alphacrone

and it fucks

#leverage

sunderwight

Isekai but the teenage boy wakes up to find himself sporadically occupying the body of a little old lady who appears to be the protagonist of a series of cozy murder mysteries where everyone in her quaint seaside town keeps getting violently and thematically killed.

Whilst wearing the guise of retired widow Mrs. Butterwell, Hideki must use all of his knowledge of genre and structure to try and prevent these murders before they can happen, because quite frankly that seems easier than actually solving the murders (he's not great at puzzles). He's been spending a lot of time talking to people around town to try and solve their various crises just to cover his bases too. It's really opened his eyes to the importance of community.

kungfunurse

nuh uh @sunderwight this doesn’t get lost in the tags

#cute #isekai

danka-in-art

#wei wuxian #beautiful

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wangxian fic: The mortifying ordeal of being super attracted to the man you could be married to (but aren’t)

The mortifying ordeal of being super attracted to the man you could be married to (but aren’t) by relenafanel

Wei Wuxian hadn’t been avoiding Lan Wangji for years, but he hadn’t been not-avoiding Lan Wangji either. There was something awful and awkward about seeing your intended spouse after turning them down that Wei Wuxian just didn’t want to deal with. It helped that he went away for university, and that Lan Wangji went away for university, and they happened to both go to different countries. Wei Wuxian liked to think they both wanted to get as far away from the situation as possible. (the situation being each other) So why, then, does Wei Wuxian’s heart skip a beat every time he sees Lan Wangji? And why is adult Lan Wangji so hot? It’s not fair that they could be married and instead Wei Wuxian is awkwardly pining for his former betrothed, a boy he once publicly broke it off with without regret.

The first chapter of my MDZS Big Bang fic is up. I'll do a more formal post for it later that has proper tagging etc. Currently, the artist I was working with has pulled out so they're looking for a pinch hitter for the fic. You'll get a more detailed post that includes collaborator info once I know those details 😂 but for now you can enjoy chapter 1!

Chapter 1: Awkwardly Meeting Your Former Betrothed By Trying To Pick Him Up At A Gala

relenafanel

In this chapter:

❤️‍🔥 wwx finds out lwj is back in town a decade after rage quitting their betrothal

❤️‍🔥 wwx learns this while at a gala when nhs texts him to warn him lwj is there

❤️‍🔥 wwx sees a hot man across the room at the gala

❤️‍🔥 wwx does not put together that if your former betrothed is back in town and you see a hot man at a gala that might not be a coincidence

❤️‍🔥 wwx tries to flirt with lwj

❤️‍🔥 lwj is not impressed

❤️‍🔥 wwx yeets himself off a balcony to go freak out about this in some bushes

❤️‍🔥 wwx decides it’s ok. People have weird moments of temporary insanity attraction all the time.

❤️‍🔥 usually not him but he’s heard it’s a thing

A summary via emojis 😨🎾🎤🫧🍆🥵

relenafanel

Chapter 2: In Which WWX Learns He Could Be Married RN If He Had No Critical Thinking Skills Or Self Respect

❤️‍🔥 transitional chapter so it feels like nothing happens but also there's some important character movement

❤️‍🔥 they eat lunch together

❤️‍🔥 wwx finds out he could be married

❤️‍🔥 this shouldn't be a shock; it's a shock

❤️‍🔥 he develops complex feelings about that

❤️‍🔥 they start texting each other

❤️‍🔥 author still can't remember what the full title is without copy/pasting it

a summary vie emojis 😳😦😧❔🤔📱

relenafanel

Chapter 3: WWX is accepting donations towards retrieving his last remaining brain cell

❤️‍🔥wwx freaks out a little at the thought of seeing lwj again

❤️‍🔥wwx freaks out a little at the thought of NOT seeing lwj again

❤️‍🔥they see each other again, lwj has improved his flirting skills

❤️‍🔥 wwx calls lwj "lan zhan" in a breathless tone and it meant a lot to me personally

❤️‍🔥they have no clue they're probably dating

a summary via emojis 😶😶🫦📃😳🍴

relenafanel

Chapter 4: Crash Out Averted. Crash In Pending.

The art by @whiskersspell is now available, friends! Please show it some love!

❤️‍🔥 wwx confesses (to mianmian)

❤️‍🔥 mianmian shovel talks him on his own behalf

❤️‍🔥 school fundraiser; author didn’t have inspiration to name the school henceforth known as The Academy

❤️‍🔥 lwj makes a dick joke

❤️‍🔥 lwj grabs wwx around his slutty little waist and we all rejoice

❤️‍🔥 enter nhs (witness) and jc (was also there)

A summary via emojis:

😒🎓🐍🌩️🍸🕵️💥

relenafanel

Chapter 5: Don't worry wwx we all would have developed that kink

❤️‍🔥 oh girl, you're so subtle

❤️‍🔥 is this a sugar daddy kink?

❤️‍🔥 wwx starts to think they may be dating; he's probably right

❤️‍🔥 9:30 pm duel in a mcdonald's parking lot over lwj's honour

❤️‍🔥 they pinky swear not to be mean to each other anymore

❤️‍🔥 (unless negotiated ahead of time as a bedroom activity; which they didn't agree on but we all know it was unspoken)

A summary via emojis:

👠💎🍴🫣✈️🍔💪

relenafanel

Chapter 6: problem: your former betrothed is your current boyfriend. solution:

❤️‍🔥 they take a fancy walk; wwx realizes they're going to have to reveal their relationship to their families, which is objectively worse than to their friends

❤️‍🔥 they make out in a library.

❤️‍🔥 if author had a make-out-in-library kink at one point in her life it's been ruined by working in a library. however, this scene could challenge that

❤️‍🔥 i'm joking it's not that hot

❤️‍🔥 lwj reveals something we all knew and isn't a super secret, but wwx is SHOCKED.

❤️‍🔥 wwx decides it's time to make up for publicly breaking off their proposal by publicly breaking on their proposal.

A summary via emojis:

🚶‍♂️😱📚💏👰

The End

#The mortifying ordeal of being super attracted to the man you could be married to (but aren’t)#this summary is actually really funny #huh good job past self

relenafanel

The mortifying ordeal of being super attracted to the man you could be married to (but aren’t)

Wei Wuxian hadn’t been avoiding Lan Wangji for years, but he hadn’t been not-avoiding Lan Wangji either. There was something awful and awkward about seeing your intended spouse after turning them down that Wei Wuxian just didn’t want to deal with. It helped that he went away for university, and that Lan Wangji went away for university, and they happened to both go to different countries. Wei Wuxian liked to think they both wanted to get as far away from the situation as possible. (the situation being each other) So why, then, does Wei Wuxian’s heart skip a beat every time he sees Lan Wangji? And why is adult Lan Wangji so hot? It’s not fair that they could be married and instead Wei Wuxian is awkwardly pining for his former betrothed, a boy he once publicly broke it off with without regret.

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Thank you to @whiskersspell for pinch hitting for the fic! The chapter and artwork is now up on AO3!

#signal boost #idk felt cute today #wangxian #The mortifying ordeal of being super attracted to the man you could be married to (but aren’t)

buffysummers

Rupert Giles + 🔥 🔥 🔥 [requested by Anonymous]

tygermama

Some of my fav Giles moments are the ones where the people around him start to realize he’s not a nice man, he’s a dangerous man who chooses to be kind

#buffy the vampire slayer #rupert giles

aklir

He′s my man

And I love him like nobody else can...

#hua cheng #beautiful

serenata-art

Zuko

#fire lord zuko #wow

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