canon: they died
fanfic: fUCK YOU
Canon: and so they never met
Fanfic: here’s a funny story
Canon: There was tension and pining, but they never even kissed.
Fanfic: Actually,
Canon: Torture the cinnamon roll.
Fanfic: Torture the cinnamon roll.
Canon: When they traveled they stayed in separate rooms
Fanfic: AND. THERE. WAS. ONLY. ONE. BED!!!!!
Canon: … and they were roommates.
Fanfic: oh my god, they were roommates…
Canon: They were international assassins who assassinated assassins.
Fanfic: But hot DAMN wait till you hear about this cafe they opened
Canon: They had a coffeeshop
Fanfic: but they were ASSASSINS
Canon: they were mortal enemies and attempted to murder each other on multiple occasions
Fanfic: bUT THEY GOT MARRIED AND ADOPTED CHILDREN
Everytime I reblog this has a new addition and it’s the best
Canon: They were straight
Fanfic: Lol
Canon: They lived in modern times and did modern things!
Fanfic: “And they boarded the Titanic on a cold day in 1912…”
The fucking accuracy though.
Oh gosh 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Canon: And though they loved each other endlessly, they grew apart and married other people, left forever questioning what could have been.
Fanfic: Well, here’s 179 chapters of what could’ve been.
@softjeon
Canon: They were mortal enemies who would never EVER be friends or have anything in common.
Fanfic: They were mortal enemies who would never EVER be friends or have anything in common… until one day…
Canon: She left him die and began the loop all over again and they growed up into people who hate eachother
Fanfic: Okay but she saved him and they lived a happy life and they growed up into a lovely couple
Canon: the two fought over a boy until he rejected on and chose the other
fanfic: well funny story but it turns out they were both gay and the boy was a d*ck......
