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Funniest part of Brand New Day was Peter going around introducing himself with fake names as if anyone's gonna know who Peter Parker is anyway

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"exercise will give you more energy" gets said a lot as a common piece of health advice but I think it needs to be expanded into "exercising will make you tired while you do it, and you will continue to be tired immediately afterwards, sometimes even the next day too, but over months of consistent exercise, your muscles will get stronger and therefore get less tired out by everyday activities, making you feel like day-to-day life takes less physical energy than it used to"
The worst-sounding piece of advice I've ever been given that does actually work is to frame your health concerns as coming from someone close to you, whom you do not believe. Tell your doctor that you've been having pain and your mom/friend/partner thinks it might be an ovarian cyst, but you don't think so because the pain is much more intense and it has to be something else. This gives your doctor an unseen third party to fight instead of you. They can't just tell this third party, who isn't present, that you pulled a muscle, they now need to prove to this third party that it is not an ovarian cyst.
At which point they will find an ovarian cyst, but they now get whatever fucked up satisfaction they derive out of proving you wrong, because you didn't believe it could a cyst at all, but guess what? They did find a cyst! It's such a good thing you didn't listen to your intuition and came to them to verify your lay diagnosis from that third party! Bonus? Doctor doesn't have to feel like they look stupid in front of a patient, which is really what all this is about. Not your health, why would you think your medical diagnosis is about your health? It's obviously about a doctor's potential ego.
And apparently this works. Apparently you just need to be able to always play 4D chess with your medical professionals in order to find an avenue of advocating for yourself and getting you medical needs met. Isn't that great?
I hate it here, actually.
If you have multiple specialists or move around a lot, you can also say 'one of my doctors mentioned X to me but I can't remember who and I never had it investigated'. Doctors love to one-up each other. Worst case you get dismissed and don't have to lie next time you pull this on a different doctor and best case they do investigate.
Bucky: Bob, why did you order two giant potatoes in a cardboard box and who did you order it from?
Bob: ???
Bob: That was NOT me. Why would you assume it was me???
John: I mean. Who else…?
Bob: Alexei?
Yelena: … uhhhhhhh-
Bucky: …What…
Yelena: I think the potatoes are for me
Bucky: Why?
Yelena: I think Spider-Man sent me potatoes… One for Hulk and one for Jean Grey
Bucky: Who the hell is Jean Grey?
Yelena: *sighs* A big potato…
Bucky: Okay, Bob, can you translate?
Bob: I really don’t know what she’s saying here, man…
Until death, all defeat is psychological.

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microdosing on catharsis by watching a fictional character or persona i relate to have an emotional breakdown until my chest starts to ache from the amount i've repressed
I love thinking about Eva Stratt pirating the entire internet. Girl did you figure out how to do that yourself. Fucking amazing. Did you approach some poor government official and force them to do it. That’s fucking wonderful.
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Kinda spoilers for bnd so if you haven’t watched it come back later
This is really really silly but i couldn’t stop giggling when i thought of it… anyways wow what a movie.
Also I knew she’d be there cus if you’ve seen my other posts then you know I made it happen, but i was still so shocked when she was actually there it was funny.

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teenage girls in fiction: hes so cute i wanna slow dance with him at prom :3 hehe
real teenage girls: imagine if he got injured and i had to tend to his wounds and i could watch him seize up a bit as i disinfect them and in the haze of fever he sees me as an angel
Also I really like how they had Peter apologize for kissing MJ, like in that specific situation there's not really any way he could have known it was all a ruse, but its still really nice that they had him explicitly apologize onscreen for violating her boundaries
i cannot tell you guys how happy i was when Jean first tried to enter Peter’s mind and we saw May for a second
forget everything anyone has ever told you on the matter the truest marker of adulthood is starting to hear the siren call of high quality kitchenware
to be clear you SHOULD buy that cast iron pan and you SHOULD buy that knife set and you SHOULD buy that fancy rice cooker and you SHOULD buy that novelty mug. high quality kitchenware is always worth it you’re literally gonna be using that almost every day
This seems like a good post to include this link on:
One buyout firm quietly collected Pyrex, Corelle, Instant Pot, and Oneida. Farberware is a name on a 200-year lease. And the pans still wort
Talking about popular kitchenware companies undergoing enshittification, and gives you a list of brands towards the end that are more reliable.
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Love Peters absolutely disgusted face watching the documentary about spider life cycles. Primarily because it implies that he's really just NEVER looked into spiders before. Like, molting is pretty basic shit, HOW did he avoid learning about it for so long?? Did he just really not want to even think about his spider-ness that badly?
Dudes coping mechanism is really just 'if I just ignore it the problem will go away'.
Greater glider,