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I hope when I say "please advise" in an email they know I sent it screaming in utter terror and confusion

My mom likes to tell me about how when I was a little kid riding public transport with her I'd always smile and giggle and chat with weird old ladies who smelled like cat pee and homeless folks and strangers dressed in bizarre outfits but any time a tidy and respectable businessman in a suit and tie waved at me I'd immediately clam up, and she takes a great deal of pride in my supposed inherentability to clock personalities but the truth is I do vaguely remember those bus rides, and it was never about the clothes or the hair or the smell, but more because everyone "strange" asked interesting questions and listened to what I had to say and seemed to think about what I said while the neat and tidy and rigid folks only ever acted like they were going through the motions, which was boring as hell and also pretty annoying

“how did you get into writing” girl nobody gets into writing. writing shows up one day at your door and gets into you

the irony in how much obi wan hated politicians only for his number one most hated in the senate to be a sith lord...... and he can’t even go “I told u so” to anyone bc anakins on the dark side and all the jedi are dead

it's important to yell "fuck you kill yourself" at the tv advertisements to counteract the mind control

Always Reblog

THE ORIGIN

THIS IS WHERE ITS FROM…HOLY FUCK… IVE ONLY EVER SEEN PEOPLE MENTION THIS

This is a decade old next year.

I have been lurking for years but I can’t resist the temptation of my first post in eons to be for the 10th birthday of Harold they’re lesbians