good stuff. i'm trying.

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

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guy who fucks you harder when you call him a good boy

Alex Claremont-Diaz

it must feel good as fuck to walk on the surface tension of water as a bug

Can’t find the post atm so I’ll make a new one, do you guys mind sharing a positive thing that happened to you today please?

really recommend getting a partner with a different religion than you and very little knowledge of your religion because the opportunities for explaining things to each other are just exquisite

yesterday she told me some story about the Buddha's wife and child and I was like. Wait. He fucked? And she was like yeah of course he fucked, why wouldn't he, he was the most attractive and loveable and and wise and etc. person who ever lived. why would he not fuck.

this morning she looked perplexed in the kitchen at me and said "did Jesus not fuck?"