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i feel bad for bigender people, the commute between Jupiter and college has got to be rough

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"wow my dash is so violent today!!!... Oh wait it's March"
it's such a bummer that losing control of your emotions only makes the entire situation worse in really embarrassing personal ways. losing control of my emotions should give me pyrokinesis.
When I was in the hospital, they gave me a big bracelet that said ALLERGY, but like. I'm allergic to bees. Were they going to prescribe me bees in there.
So there's a medication called hyaluronidase. It's used to make other medications absorb better, because it makes the cell wall more permeable.
One common usage is to make local anesthetic more effective during surgery, for instance. It's used in a number of injected medications.
Bee stings contain an enzyme very similar to this medication, so sometimes, people with bee allergies have an allergic reaction to hyaluronidase.
This is called cross-reactivity, where your body mistakes something for the thing it's actually allergic to, and has an allergic reaction anyway. For instance, sometimes people with latex allergies also are allergic to bananas and other fruits. They don't actually contain latex, but there are some similar proteins.
Apparently, hyraluronidase used in humans is derived from one of four sources: sheep testicles, cow testicles, cow testicles again, and GMO hamster ovaries.
tl;dr: They won't inject you with bees, but they might inject you with purified cow testicle juice, and your body might say 'eh, cow balls are BASICALLY bees' and try to kill you anyway.
The world is full of such beauty and wonder. Thank you for that sentence.
like/reblog if u are:
a bitch
a bastard
an all around fool
an omnipresent all-powerful being
a sparrow
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capable of moving at immense, incomprehensible speeds
an eldritch being
no one will know which one u chose! :D
ok!

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Some other bangers;
"Jack of all trades, master of none" ... "but ofttimes better than a master of one."
"Blood is thicker than water." "The blood of the covenant is thicker than the waters of the womb."
"Money is the root of all evil." "The love of money is the root of all evil."
there's also "pull yourself up by the bootstraps" which conservatives are oh so fond of saying
bootstraps are, well, straps on your boots. you cannot physically pull yourself up by them, and that's what the original phrase meant. "pulling oneself up by the bootstraps" is meant to be an impossible task
"Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery that mediocrity can pay to greatness."
The second part really matters.
i’ve literally been here the whole time
I’m a man now
john egbert hates himself
We all know John’s kind of a weird guy. But there’s more to it than just that.
Remember all that writing on his walls?
He’d been scribbling subconsciously for years. He didn’t even notice the scribbles until after he’d entered the game; his conscious mind was blocking them out. Dad saw the clown faces and assumed his son had a passion for harlequins, not realizing that John hates them (or fears them).
But he didn’t draw them on the walls of just one of his rooms! Somehow, his sleeping dreamself had been doing the same thing!
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“spotify stops tracking today so we can listen to cringe!!” free yourself from this mental prison at once

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shout out to that time my friend and I mindblown each other
I need people to yell about my writing all the time. Like yes girl write comments on ao3 send me asks on tumblr hmu on discord PLEASE talk to me about my writing it will make me write faster
Bugs when you lift up a rock
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