This art is so FUCKING GOOD!!!

"Do you insert yourself as the top/bottom of your favorite ship?" No, I'm the cameraman

How many people’s most beloved childhood stuffed animals are actually teddy bears, like I feel like that’s a thing someone made up. Reblog this and put what your longest owned and/or favorite stuffed animal as a child was in the tags, inquiring minds want to know

pet peeve: when the subtitles say “speaks [language]” bitch tell me what they’re saying

"Can mutuals DM you" my mutuals could throw me into an industrial meat grinder tbh

I’m not Christian, I don’t go to church anymore, and my pastor died, but when he was alive I’d sometimes go to his sermons and I remember one time he said “it feels good to hate, but we know that it isn’t allowed, so when we’re told that we’re allowed to hate someone we get so excited that we forget we’re supposed to love”, and if my humble atheist ass might borrow some church talk I’d like to perhaps submit that

Anyhow sometimes on the day to day I feel disgust or revulsion and I have to ask myself “is this a danger to anyone at all or am I just looking for something I’m allowed to hate” and a solid 98/100 times it’s the latter so once again thank you pastor D

i have suffered less than christ but have complained way more abt it

you can take hormones recreationally btw. you can take it because it makes your brain feel good and sex is better. that’s an option. it doesn’t have to be a gender thing for you, if that’s what’s holding you back. they’re just drugs, like any other drug

LIKE TO CHARGE REBLOG TO CAST

i hate how they market alexa as a ‘member of the family’ like that’s SO fucking blatantly insidious and terrifying also if i wanted an untrustworthy/cold/emotionless machine in my life i’d just talk to my fuckin father 

“Guys stop bullying my wiretap”

#did we all collectively forget why Big Brother was called that