BatFamilyBullshit

every single day in the 911 fandom as a buddie shipper is soo oh my god it’s over. no wait we’re so back actually, we might have it all after all. oh fuck it’s happening, it’s finally happening oh my god it’s— haha nevermind lmao i’m such a fool. wait. is it happening? something’s happening. what’s happening. i guess we’ll have to wait and see. and we’ve been living like this for years

you're a Normal Firefighter in the 118 trying to get changed in the locker room but buckley and diaz are making cleaning the windows a two-man job while excessively flirting with each other in a somehow oblivious way. you're a Normal Firefighter trying to workout in the gym but buckley and diaz are doing weights while staring sexually and intensely at each other, also in a somehow oblivious way. you're a Normal Firefighter trying to eat lunch but the entire dining table is taken by the Not Normal Firefighters where buckley and diaz are talking about their kid who is not even Their kid but they talk about him like he’s Their Kid, again in a somehow oblivious way. you're a Normal Firefighter trying to get some shut-eye in the bunk room but all you see is the light of buckley's phone as he stretches across his and diaz's bunk to show him a photo of him and his nephew Robert Nash Han (what the Fuck btw) and diaz's stupid oblivious hearteyes illuminated by the light. you're a Normal Firefighter climbing into the engine to respond to a call and buckley obliviously elbow shoves you out of the way to get the seat next to diaz who grins at him equally obliviously. you're a Normal Firefighter trying to do your job and put out a fire but apparently buckley has got himself trapped in the blazing building trying to save someone's pet mouse or something and diaz is running in after him like a man possessed against cap's orders and secretly you hope they both Perish

My prediction for the next Benoit Blanc film is that after Marta (accused of a murder, scared but works with Blanc), Helen (pretends to be a murdered person to work with Blanc), and Jud (accused of a murder, keeps trying to confess to it and has to be stopped by Blanc), the next in line is going to be someone who has not committed a murder, but really wants to do so and Blanc has to continuously talk them out of it while also trying to find a different murderer.

Or person that DID that murder, but for reasons of self defence and Blanc helps them to cover it up (Like how he pretended he couldn't solve the case in Wake Up Dead Man)

it really is crazy that women's clothes don't fit anybody. fat women can't find clothes, skinny women can't find clothes, tall women can't find clothes, short women can't find clothes, big chested women can't find clothes, small chested women can't find clothes. who the fuck are these being made for

we all really resonated with this one huh

They are everything to me, I fear.

i need a boyfriend. i need a girlfriend. i need to be single forever. i need a toxic situationship. i need a problematically older man to be homoerotically involved with. i need to have gay sex. i need no one to ever touch me ever again in any way. i need top surgery. i need a hug.

Yuna and David having watched their autistic son be so isolated all of his adult life and never having a happy relationship or close friends who understand his anxiety and then finding out that the man they’ve spent a decade hating on his behalf can casually talk him down from a panic attack in less than a minute

And they will join forces along with a few other protagonists of future Knives Out movies to solve the case of Benoit Blanc's disappearance, along with the help (Visual distress) of Blanc's husband.