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buckley-diaz family outingππ‘ππ
Eddie's genes didn't even try, huh? Both their kids look like Buck π€£
hey controversial opinion but clean water should be fucking free and people should never be allowed to make money off of it because its fucking needed to live
same with food, shelter, medicine, and enrichment (need)
you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

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Bank of Sapphire Cold?
An Ikea of Ruby and Cold
A Chocolatier of Pearl and Fog
A Pilates Studio of Aquamarine and Sunshine.
βA Gas Station of Peridot and Sunshineβ would actually be a pretty good title for slightly-purple short story about childhood roadtrip nostalgia.
A Home of Sapphire and Snow
Ngl, that title slaps
A GP Surgery of Diamond and Mizzle
A Library of Peridot and Rain
A Restaurant of Sapphire and Sun
You guys are always like "being crushed by 10,000 tons of rock probably feels good as hell" or "being torn to pieces by hunting dogs would low key fix me" and I feel like those things would actually be unpleasant.
How about "Drinking an ice cold strawberry milkshake probably feels good as hell". Do you guys like that one.
Nah, that one sounds worse than the other two options, tbh
Canβt wait to not sleep at all on September 11th
i know ur from the uk(?) but reading this as an american is really really funny
why π itβs about twenty one pilots???? Their new album is out sep 12th????
THERE'S TWENTY ONE THIS TIME???
"only 90s kids remember-" wrong, if you're poor and/or rural enough, old tech and fashion doesn't just disappear when it stops being trendy. We had dial-up until 2012
We had a Windows 95 desktop until 2015, on which we used floppy disks for school projects until the school stopped having the technology to access them.
My sisters were both born in the 90s, and I watched all the same cartoons and stuff they did. Tailspin? Watched it every Saturday morning until it stopped airing, and still have some episodes on VHS. The old Duck Tales? Same thing.
I remember being in high school in 2017 and seeing all my classmates mystified by this mysterious piece of technology the teacher was using. It was a VCR. Something which I had at home. The teacher actually gave me 5 points extra credit for knowing what it was called.
We didn't have any game systems newer than the PS2 ever, but we had 6 different Plug n Plays, something which most kids my age growing up did not even know existed.
I relate much more to "90s kid" things than I do to early 2000s.

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ADHD memory is so weird. I can't remember the last time I showered unless I write it down, even if it was that same day, but I can tell you that Devin from my second grade class stole my Littlest Petshop frog on the playground at the bottom of the third red slide from the left while wearing a purple sweater 18 years ago with perfect recollection.
KICK THE CAN!
Letβs play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.
To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.
Randomly got the urge to try building the 118 in Minecraft. Here's the turnout lockers.
I might add to them, but that's what I have so far.
Indiana weather needs put back on meds. 80Β°F and a chance of snow in less than 24 hours is ridiculous.
there's a fine line between being wary of manipulation and becoming completely paranoid because you get very close to the realisation that pretty much all human interaction involves doing things we hope will lead to a result we like
this post is about a lot of things. it's about my ex saying it was manipulative to talk to them in a cute voice because that influenced their emotions. it's also about someone on this webbed site saying being funny is "engagement farming". like yeah every single conversation you have is going to be "manipulative" if your standard for that is "did something with the goal of eliciting a response". if that bothers you go live in a hut in the forest and speak only to the trees. I'll be over here manipulating my friends into being happy by giving them compliments

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saw a post about this earlier but it made me think: tumblr really is the only social media site where I go on and have a good time and then carry on with my day. I know it's completely curated because there are some awful people here but that (the curation) in itself is a privilege of the site. Every other social media site is designed to make you angry for more engagement
9x07 eddie did not feel like a gay man that is so repressed he has no idea 9x07 eddie felt like a gay man who has realized and is aware of the fact that he is gay and is now coming to terms with that